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Daenyuil Archer's avatar

naw, just gonna give him a BJ

fuflans's avatar

you know it's weird. trump's been really quiet of late.

weird.

fuflans's avatar

i will ask barry to hook me up with johnny depp.

Mahousu's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.lewrockwell.com\/casey\/casey83.1.html" target="_blank">This close enough</a> to what you're looking for?

Mahousu's avatar

I thought voters <i>were</i> the ones you were supposed to lie to.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And after young Payton meets Bieber, Donald Trump steps up to the microphone:<blockquote>I am very, very, very proud to have accomplished something no one else was able to do. I got the President to finally arrange a meeting between that girl and that kid. I don't know why he waited so long. If I were president I'd get them on the phone and say "You're not going to raise the fucking price!"</blockquote>

Fartknocker's avatar

Given the POTUS performance this week, I wonder if he can get Kanya West from Twittering in all FUCKING CAPS. Now that would be aweeeeesome.

Mahousu's avatar

What are these "letter" things she keeps talking about? This does not sound like a real teenage girl to me.