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naw, just gonna give him a BJ

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you know it's weird. trump's been really quiet of late.

weird.

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i will ask barry to hook me up with johnny depp.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.lewrockwell.com\/casey\/casey83.1.html" target="_blank">This close enough</a> to what you're looking for?

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I thought voters <i>were</i> the ones you were supposed to lie to.

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And after young Payton meets Bieber, Donald Trump steps up to the microphone:<blockquote>I am very, very, very proud to have accomplished something no one else was able to do. I got the President to finally arrange a meeting between that girl and that kid. I don't know why he waited so long. If I were president I'd get them on the phone and say "You're not going to raise the fucking price!"</blockquote>

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Given the POTUS performance this week, I wonder if he can get Kanya West from Twittering in all FUCKING CAPS. Now that would be aweeeeesome.

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What are these "letter" things she keeps talking about? This does not sound like a real teenage girl to me.

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