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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

A Bushmaster is too damn big for even the baggiest pants.

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dslindc's avatar

I'm surprised it was only one handgun. They love their arsenals in Utah.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>The teenager had reportedly been carrying the gun in his waistband</i>

Lucky for him he's not a black twelve year old

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

apparently, being a cop means you can do anything- at least to blah people

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Nobody's dead? The NRA is disappointed - that's not how you're supposed to stop a bad guy with a gun!!!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Cleary this 16-year-old needs love and care. 12-year-olds brandishing airsoft guns...not so much.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

That cop on the roof is coming down with a pocket full of tennis balls...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

troubled teen vs. a thug

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

How long until a wingnutter makes the argument that the girl infringed on the almost-shootykid's Second Amendment rights?

I'm not about to check on it, but I'm confident I know the winning answer, should anyone wish to wager on it.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

We've become a nation of fucking cowards who worship authority and hide under our beds at the slightest noise. Ben Franklin was right- we don't deserve our liberty nor safety...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The collective "we". Don't be pedantic.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Bearing younguns and not messing with your bearing yourguns.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Socialist tattletale.

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marxalot's avatar

Pants weren't big enough?

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marxalot's avatar

Not until I get through this last deadline. My behavior will be increasingly erratic until 3 pm on Monday.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just . . . <i>oh shit!"</i>

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