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bobbert's avatar

This is not racial incandescence.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

And the judgment from the court will be "Plaitiffs say 'Where's my money, bitch?'"

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

You got caught, so quit yer bitchin'.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Looks like someone's got <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ChfIyHZqEd8" target="_blank">case of the Mondays.</a>

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Mahousu's avatar

Perhaps he's actually a dog breeder? We saw a dog show last week, and they had a Winners' Bitch, Reserve Bitch, Challenge Bitch, Junior Bitch, Amateur Bitch ...

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schmannity's avatar

No men at this school? Son of a bitch.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Win.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

But how have standardized test scores changed in the district since he's been superintendent?

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Mahousu's avatar

It's like the first runner-up in a beauty pageant - the Reserve Bitch is there to step in, in case the Winners Bitch can't fulfill her responsibilities.

I'm not sure exactly what those responsibilities are, and I think I'll decline to speculate. Though I will mention that there were Performance Bitches, too.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Amateur Bitch . . . a separate category from Professional Bitch?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Greenburgh is an upscale Westchester town, but it's run by total amateurs. They recently discovered that they'd been paying their fire chiefs (they have three of 'em!) over $200,000/year -- which is more than Governor Cuomo is paid. That's a lot of bake sales, even in Westchester.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I wouldn't mess with the Challenge Bitch, myself. I'd leave that bitch alone.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

At least 26.

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