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I know! They've got the NRA in their pocket.

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Cuz he wanted them too. Whiny fuckers always need to make a point somehow. "Whaaa...people aren't paying attention to me whaaa!"

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The traitor flag is actually an improvement.

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I think the saddest part of this article is the part where he talks about his kids. This shit stain bred true. Dammit!

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Matt "One-Shed" Davis.

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Oh, fuck. Armed Little League parents. That'll help with overpopulation, at least,

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= that guy opening the door for the old lady at the voting site.

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He doesn't have much of an imagination. My worst fear involves the Great Old Ones returning from beyond the stars to eat our brains. Or worse, the Republicans regaining control of the Senate.

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Keith, U.S. Customs Agent: OK, sir, let's get this straight. Where are you coming from? Mountain Dougie: New Freeland. Keith, U.S. Customs Agent: Where is that? Mountain Dougie: Montana. Keith, U.S. Customs Agent: So you're already a U.S. Citizen. Mountain Dougie: No, I told you, I'm from New Freeland!

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isn't that what killed Richard Gere?

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I couldn't care less what this guy does with a Confederate flag, but is it really considered OK in those circles to hang it on your outhouse door?

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when exactly was this uphill?

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I am so sure Al Qaeda sleeper cells are targeting the Donkeydick, KY elementary.

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"I led the pigeons to the flag"

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i'm sure that gun is gonna be a lotta help with severe chest pains.

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is it time for the south to secede again?

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