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It is rare when I have to wonder about tenure in academy. Him and John Yoo, just how did that happen?

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Sure because it's not like reams of copy have been written about the power struggle Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer, which invalidates Ross' entire premise, or anything.

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He is, however, very particular indeed about the cutting of the crusts.

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Ross Baker is very upset that the chicks in Robert Palmer videos scared off perfectly acceptable male actors with their intimidating presence. Mention Eurythmics videos to him and he will curl up in a ball and whimper.

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<i>the homely looking one with the bags on her feet</i>

is my favorite thing of all time for today.

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Sitting on each other?

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But have you ever been bit by a dead bee?

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Right up there with that fine magazine Use, Abuse, and World Distort. Is it even still publishing?

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Except Sky Mall has genuine One Ring of Powers, with inscription in real Elvish. And electric nose-hair clippers. And many other things that are desirable and useful ... at least in comparison with what USA Today has.

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Going to the <em>USA Today</em> for sharp political analysis is like going to the movies to eat popcorn. If you want popcorn, there are better ways of going about it.

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My friends and I call it "USA Yesterday."

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I was searching for a pithy comment to make, but my niece just walked through the room and used her female powers to suck all the air out of me, so I probably shou

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