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I understand the problem these people were having; I often get the local strip club mixed up with Wal-Mart.

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Since we now have 'plus-sized' caskets and hospital beds the newest scooters will probably have a half-ton capacity and double wide seats. Kind of like a pickup but for indoors.

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I love The Tubes. A hundred Pee points on you.

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It is normally not a big problem until someone in the meat department gets a dollar stuffed in an inappropriate location.

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We had a super fatty get trapped in the bathroom stall at a local Walmart. I went there for a gallon of OJ and some Chips and ended up sitting in line with other people --all with mouths agape --listening to a grown man cry, scream and bang things really hard trying to get out of his shit-stained hell.

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I have to say this...I, I love you all.

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I would totally steal a scooter for you folks.

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Define old. I actually went to an outdoor Tubes concert last year in Wisconsin. They still sound great, I got the original members to autograph some CDs and talked with Fee about his playing Dr Frankenfurter in a dinner theater where I used to live in Michigan. Good times.

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