Well, fast forward to this afternoon. I couldn’t find the link to the newspaper story so I Googled myself. The first link to the story lead me to Wonkette, a website that specializes in satire. Wonkette spoofed the Times story under the headline: “In A Troubled Economy, Scooter Manufacturing Is The Only Successful Industry.”
<blockquote>Personally, I&rsquo;d take offense at the morons who are confusing &ldquo;moran&rdquo; with &ldquo;moron.&rdquo;</blockquote>
Personally, I&#039;d take offense at the dipshit who &quot;Googles Himself&quot; and doesn&#039;t come up with the moran meme. I suppose I can cut him a break. it is easy to get distracted, what with all the jizz flying everywhere.
HEY MORAN: THAT SENTENCE RIGHT UP THERE IMPLIES YOU WERE MASTURBATING!
oh mr. scooter executive moran man, poor mr. scooter executive moran man:
there are times when discretion is the better part of valor. this was one of those times.
but yeah, this is is your 15 minutes.
[rubs hands with glee]
<i>Scooter Driving with the Stars</i>, the exciting new show!
Hey, they have comment section at the end of the article!
<blockquote>Personally, I&rsquo;d take offense at the morons who are confusing &ldquo;moran&rdquo; with &ldquo;moron.&rdquo;</blockquote>
Personally, I&#039;d take offense at the dipshit who &quot;Googles Himself&quot; and doesn&#039;t come up with the moran meme. I suppose I can cut him a break. it is easy to get distracted, what with all the jizz flying everywhere.
HEY MORAN: THAT SENTENCE RIGHT UP THERE IMPLIES YOU WERE MASTURBATING!
BAM, SATIRE&#039;D