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Scooter Libby's Lawyers Kindly Suggest He Should Not Go To Prison

SENTENCING MEMORANDUM ON BEHALF OF IRVE SCOOTER "LEWIS" LIBBY
Defendant Scooter Libby respectfully submits this memorandum suggesting that he should not have to go to jail when he is sentenced to prison on June 5, 2007.
Introduction
Distinguished public servant. Generous mentor. Selfless friend. Devoted father. This is the rich portrait of Mr. Libby that emerges from more than 160 heartfelt letters submitted to the Court on his behalf. The letter writers, who range from his former staff to Christopher Hitchens, bear witness to Mr. Libby's character.
Also, Scooter works for Dick Cheney . We hear the judge has a nice family. It would be a shame if anything happened to them.
Libby Seeks Leniency [The Smoking Gun]