Scott Adams, the guy who does the Dilbert comics and often likes to share his views on things like how women cause terrorism by not boning enough future terrorists, has decided whom to endorse as the next president of the United States! And shockingly, though he is in deep smit with Donald Trump's sexxxy persuasion skills, he has decided to endorse Hillary Clinton! Why? Because he is fairly sure that if he does not, he will be assassinated by Clinton supporters!
Accurate. I used to gigglesnort at every Dilbert (this was a looooooong time ago). I think the limiting factor is that new mockable corporate fads just don't emerge fast enough to support a daily strip.
The only one I ever liked was where was Catbert sitting on a computer monitor. He said that he really needed to get out there to make some evil HR policies, but he was having a hard time leaving the "fabulous butt-warming device."
That wasn't a bad joke, because cats do act like they'd rather be doing something else, but the butt-warming monitor was just too fabulous to ignore.
I don't think enough of us read the news through a "How will this affect Scott Adams?" lens. Perhaps this column can change that.
He sure thinks a lot of himself, doesn't he?
ETA: And he did admit that Trumpette would be a genocidal dictator....
Dilbert jumped the shark a LONG time ago.
Except maybe for computer nerds who chortle over his overused strips about programming.
I wish they still had Little Nemo.
Accurate. I used to gigglesnort at every Dilbert (this was a looooooong time ago). I think the limiting factor is that new mockable corporate fads just don't emerge fast enough to support a daily strip.
Also, it turns out he's an asshole, so go figure.
No way. It only jumped a sea bass, and although the sea bass was very ill tempered, it did NOT have a "laser" on its head.
That much exposure to sunlight after living in their mom's basements their whole lives might cause them to spontaneously combust.
I doubt he's even in the top 1000.
Will the take the jack off that does the Mallard Flllmore with him?
The only one I ever liked was where was Catbert sitting on a computer monitor. He said that he really needed to get out there to make some evil HR policies, but he was having a hard time leaving the "fabulous butt-warming device."
That wasn't a bad joke, because cats do act like they'd rather be doing something else, but the butt-warming monitor was just too fabulous to ignore.
What do you expect from someone who couldn't cut it at Pacific Bell.
I remember it, despite never having watched an episode. Specifically, I remember the creepy voices.
To be fair, there are plenty of people who believe wholeheartedly that abusing women and children is God's will and his commandment.
Dilbert only jumped an ill-tempered sea bass.
Exactly
And this guy was a member of Mensa!!! What a moron.