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I'm surprised he didn't sign it, "Checkmate, science nerds!"

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They did the same thing in Open Carry states, when Starbucks asked dudes to stop coming in armed...so they grabbed even more guns and spent even more money there.

There's a bunch of photos of smug, fat white guys with Glocks on their hip sucking down their Diabetuccinos.

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...and unfortunately, they can't just boycott it like normal people. They have to go in and be aggressive assholes.

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Conservatives have been the status quo, and have gotten their way for so long, that they honestly have no idea how to protest without coming off as complete idiots.

The Teabagger rallies, the Bundy militia, hanging out in Target bathrooms, and now this shit.

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This guy is a narcissist. He really misses his heartthrob days and is seriously mentally insecure.

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Assholes gotta ass.

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Baristas who have to deal with this twit:

Reduce pic to something you can slap on a cup, and let the foaming at the mouth begin.

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Donner, even..."Donner, party of 5!"

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And then I read down, and saw your Donner joke.

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Try to avoid "Unkameradschaftlichkeit."

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Baristas, time to strike back with your typical incorrect name spelling.

"Order for Turmp!""Order for Dump!""Order for Tramp!" (credit biel_ze_bubba below)"Order for Krump!"

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"Joanie loves Jaji" must have been had people wondering when they were going to get to business.

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oh! go it one better and sign in as Donner, and get "Donner! Party of 6!" You get real laughter from the room in California!

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Poor man's Tony Danza says What?

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Mongo! (Joanie was never too picky)http://youtu.be/28khv-BydeY

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Hard to say through a Ball gag!

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