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Wandering Scout's avatar

I'm surprised he didn't sign it, "Checkmate, science nerds!"

Wandering Scout's avatar

They did the same thing in Open Carry states, when Starbucks asked dudes to stop coming in armed...so they grabbed even more guns and spent even more money there.

There's a bunch of photos of smug, fat white guys with Glocks on their hip sucking down their Diabetuccinos.

Wandering Scout's avatar

...and unfortunately, they can't just boycott it like normal people. They have to go in and be aggressive assholes.

Wandering Scout's avatar

Conservatives have been the status quo, and have gotten their way for so long, that they honestly have no idea how to protest without coming off as complete idiots.

The Teabagger rallies, the Bundy militia, hanging out in Target bathrooms, and now this shit.

Jason's avatar

This guy is a narcissist. He really misses his heartthrob days and is seriously mentally insecure.

Kevin K's avatar

Assholes gotta ass.

wylekat's avatar

Baristas who have to deal with this twit:

Reduce pic to something you can slap on a cup, and let the foaming at the mouth begin.

wylekat's avatar

Donner, even..."Donner, party of 5!"

wylekat's avatar

And then I read down, and saw your Donner joke.

The Wanderer's avatar

Try to avoid "Unkameradschaftlichkeit."

Moonshadow Kati's avatar

Baristas, time to strike back with your typical incorrect name spelling.

"Order for Turmp!""Order for Dump!""Order for Tramp!" (credit biel_ze_bubba below)"Order for Krump!"

Billy Rubin's avatar

"Joanie loves Jaji" must have been had people wondering when they were going to get to business.

Annake_Merle's avatar

oh! go it one better and sign in as Donner, and get "Donner! Party of 6!" You get real laughter from the room in California!

katahdin's avatar

Poor man's Tony Danza says What?