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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

No, it was during Jerry Brown's first tour as governor. He was opposed to it, too, but when it passed, he took it on and people started blaming it on him, calling it the Jarvis-Brown act. It's screwed our schools ever since, and city/county governments are squeezed from both ends too. Oh well, at least I can afford to keep my house for now.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

step 1 - learn about very serious issue that could result in mass destruction of stock (and therefore livelihood of farms)

step 2 - blame immigrants performatively

step 3 - totally fail to do the things needed to stop the coming scourge

step 4 - see step 2

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Tessie's avatar

"We’ve heard some dumb stuff over the years about migrant caravans heading for the US border, but we do not ever recall hearing that the migrants were bringing cattle with them."

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Fine, let's play this particular little fantasy out.

Let's suppose that the "caravans" are bringing cattle with them from Mexico or South America or wherever.

Now, I'm not some sort of [modest chuckle]... heh heh... FANCY BIG CITY ECONOMICS EXPERT... But if I'm to understand this correctly, when the supply of any particular commodity increases, that would tend to flood the market and drive the prices DOWN.

So even if Smirky were tethered to reality at all, and not just pulling completely made up fictions out of his ample ass, that STILL wouldn't make any sense.

I realize that no one in this administration has even a passing relationship to truth or fact, but if the minions are going to bother to make up stories, instead of just saying, "Because SHUT UP! That's why!", then at the very least, those stories should be INTERNALLY consistent.

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Tessie's avatar

"We hereby dub him “Squint.”"

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Too late. That actor guy is already Squint Westwood.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Am I the only who was upset by those flying cows, fearing they'd be hurt/killed?

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Lesley Houghton's avatar

I expected to see Dorothy's house flying overhead. So far from Kansas.

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noname's avatar

Nope, don't like it, however special effectsy it may be.

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Robert  Taylor's avatar

They’ve gone from eating the dogs to now eating the cows??!?

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Shallow state's avatar

they’re eating the dogs, the people that came in, they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the pets, they're trafficking the screw worm beef

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Zap's avatar

Ground sirloin; Already $10 a pound here in Louisiana.

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Andre's avatar

Ahhhh, yes. How quickly we forgot Biden’s “Operation Hamburger Helper” but it was probably because they were busy autopenning their OpSec

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

If some of your websites are broken: https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Dang, Colbert was getting nasty last night about "Trump blowing Bubba"

"Now we know how Trump got a taste for politics."

"Technically, it's Trump's second Big Beautiful Bill."

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WasX's avatar

Thanks to a pair of (incorrigible, reckless, caring and foolish) You People, I made it (barely) through Maddow on Monday last night, went cRAsH, bOoM, and got 8 hrs sleep.

GRAZIE, GRAZIE, you know who you are!

🥰

And how are the rest of you reprobates this morning??

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YaJagoff's avatar

Me,? I'm well rested and ready to do reprobating the likes of which no one has ever seen.

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WasX's avatar

Thaticantellyou!!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘝𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘋𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥-𝘪𝘯-𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯-𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘞. 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 2001 𝘵𝘰 2009.

Deeply polarizing == war criminal profiteer ... just like the Bush family. Wussy ass press.

𝗙𝗹𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗹𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗳-𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗳𝗳 𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗧𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆. 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝘆

https://www.greenwichtime.com/news/article/why-are-connecticut-flags-half-staff-dick-cheney-21192070.php

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Shocktreatment's avatar

His MRI was perfect...

𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙙 𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙥 𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙍𝙚𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧 ‘𝙌𝙪𝙞𝙚𝙩 𝙋𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙮’ 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝘼𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙀𝙥𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙨

In a video of a gaggle with the press on November 14 released by the White House, Trump says "quiet, quiet piggy" as a female reporter, stood off camera, begins to ask a question about the files. The president then appears to wave a finger in her face.

The reporter was from Bloomberg, CBS News' Jennifer Jacobs later said in a post on X...

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-tells-reporter-quiet-piggy-when-asked-about-epstein-files-11063525

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Tessie's avatar

I can't say that I enjoyed that, but it's obvious that she really got to him.

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Tessie's avatar

Just once, JUST ONCE, I would like to see him called on his shit.

Ideally, I would like to see that reporter come back with, "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?" on camera.

At the very least, the door was open for, "What do you mean, "Be quiet"? What's the matter? You stuck for an answer?"

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Tessie's avatar

Can we take a moment to appreciate the irony of this fat son of a bitch who wallows in his own piss and shit all day long, reeks so that people can smell it from across the room, insists on eating twice as much as anybody else at the table, and is a r @ pist, calling ANYONE ELSE a pig?

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Tessie's avatar

The next reporter should ask the exact same question in the exact same words.

The reporter after that should ask the exact same question in the exact same words, and the reporter after that, and the reporter after that, and the reporter after that.

If he storms out in a tizzy, they should start all over again at the next press conference/pep rally, and the one after that, and the one after that.

He may lock them out of Story Hour, or he may have a rage stroke, or both.

Either way, stop giving this asshole a pass.

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fuflans's avatar

i fucking want this so much. i want to watch him walk out to a chorus of questions about his weight and why he stinks so much.

(adam kinzinger constantly says he reeks and doesn't understand why no one else mentions it)

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

What. A. Asshole.

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noname's avatar

In every possible way, and then some.

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Daniel's avatar

If you watch the video it's genuinely shocking. Even with all the other shit he's done over the last decade, this still has the power to upset in part, I think, because you actually see the anger and contempt coming from him that led to the stories of how he assaulted Ivana and which make the Epstein accusations seem even more plausible. He fucking hates women, especially if they're criticising him.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

I hate him with every fiber of my being, along with anyone who has ever supported him. I feel levels of rage I never knew were possible.

I hate this fucking timeline.

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Daniel's avatar

He lunges forward, points his finger at her and says "quiet piggy". It's not "appears to", he did it.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"You know those guys. From legal, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 guys..."

Litigious and brain damaged, the buffoon has 'em hopping to comply

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Fog of Jen's avatar

American press have to make it sound nicer tho

"complicit" is the word that oft springs to mind

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VaselineHabits's avatar

Quiet Piggy somehow feels like something said to Trump that he hated.

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Daniel's avatar

It's also something he called Alicia Marchado back in 2016 when she accused him of leching on her.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Yeah, she was trying to ask about his dead pedo bestie.

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Tammy Scumbag's avatar

Now imagine how he must talk to Karoline Leavitt in private.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Our president, ladies and gentlemen!

<spits>

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

🤮🤮🤮

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Fog of Jen's avatar

That is the president of the United States.

Also, number 23452563457634576345634 of "imagine if a Democrat...."

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JCfromNC's avatar

As the Opinionated Ogre likes to say, "Republicans aren't held to a 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 standard. They're held to 𝘯𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭."

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

☝️☝️☝️☝️

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘜.𝘚. 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵 𝘚𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘺 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 10,500 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘦𝘴𝘭𝘢'𝘴 𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭 2 𝘈𝘊 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩.

𝗙𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗲𝘀𝗹𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗴𝘆 𝘀𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗻 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸

https://www.greenwichtime.com/news/article/feds-recall-tesla-home-energy-system-ct-fire-risk-21192478.php

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Mildly surprised they're still doing recalls. Has TrumpCo not gotten around to them yet?

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YaJagoff's avatar

When asked by a reporter he replied-"soon, pretty soon."

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tek's avatar

𝐴𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝑇𝑒𝑠𝑙𝑎 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑠 "𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑑" 𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑈𝑆, 𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒.

Almost half of them!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Did they say if they did it intentionally? Lonnie Schmuck's enterprises seem to have a lot of unintentional stuff that happens rapidly

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Fog of Jen's avatar

How do you remotely discharge a battery that is being recalled for getting too hot and starting fires? What does remotely discharge even mean?

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tek's avatar

Pretty sure they can connect remotely to the system and do whatever they want.

Just like the cars.

Except sometimes it doesn't work, and some people have disconnected them from the internet.

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The batteries are far less less likely to catch fire when discharged.

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The manufacturing of high-energy batteries has to be damned near perfect.. one teeny tiny bit of foreign matter and you end up with a time bomb.

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wobbly's avatar

𝗔 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗛𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝘀

After scouring a beach in the harbor all morning in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, a retired Dutch engineer, Cock van den Berg, had finally found something interesting: a polished black stone about the size of an acorn with two punctures, like finger holes in a bowling ball.

He held it out in the palm of his hand to show Dick Mol, an expert on ice age fossils.

“What do you think?” he asked. “Is it a mammoth tooth?”

Mol examined it for about 30 seconds and decided it was not. It was a molar from a prehistoric rhinoceros, he said.

“It’s from a forest rhino,” he added, dating to “the time that hippos and straight-tusked elephants were living here,” about 126,000 to 116,000 years ago.

Van den Berg is what Dutch scientists like to call a “citizen paleontologist,” one of a cadre of enthusiastic scavengers who come to this 8-square-mile stretch of white sand beach dotted with wind turbines, to hunt for ice age fossils...

The port of Rotterdam, the largest harbor in Europe, might not be the kind of place one would expect to find clues to the Pleistocene Era. But as it happens, the human-made beaches that surround the harbor are considered key locations for finding remains of woolly mammoths, woolly rhinos and other giant creatures that roamed here many thousands to millions of years ago...

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/arts/design/rotterdam-fossils-maasvlakte-2.html

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Marcus Damicus's avatar

Cock van den Berg, and Dick Mol???? What? Couldn't they contact Penis van Schlong?

I call bullshit.

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Ages ago, I was involved tangentially in a dig, in FL. We took an excursion one day, with the dig lead. At that site, we found a mammoth tooth. It was mammoth, probably 10 inches or more and heavy. Mammoth molar.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I always dream of finding one when kayaking, I follow five or six different people on youtube who dive FLA creeks and rivers looking for them.

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WasX's avatar

They sell them by the slice on eBay. That's wild, boba!

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