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i still think we're gonna lose the senate and i still want to know who gets custody of dr. who if scotland secedes.

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"Douchebag I'd Like to Fqhatewr"

Got it.

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Ewww, not even with someone else's staple.

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He couldn't really give a rat's ass for anyone, except maybe millionaires. Had low expectations for Cuomo, he met them all.

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Cuomo campaign theme: "I'm gonna win. You got a problem with that?"

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Huh, my husband says that about his dreams too. And I haven't engaged in white slaving in, like, for-evah.

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Are we being set up for a Rmoney/Scotty 2016 ticket? Unwashed hippie minds want to know!

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I think I might have driven through Rhode Island once, but I was sneezing at the time, so I could be mistaken.

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Ask her for lunch like this - "Jeet? Let's get a quahog and some coffee milk" - then you'll know fer sure if she's a Rhodey.

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It really is closer than expected, though.

He's the man at the levers, in perhaps the most machine-driven State of all. Being below 75% should be considered an embarrassment. I guess it's just the kind of the thing that happens when you set up an ethics commission, and then summarily disband it because it started asking question of your staffers, even in the state that gave us the phrase "Tammany Hall politics"

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Hey baby, you wanna see the world go 'round?

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I attended Brown University, and studied intermittently.

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I inhabited Rhode Island for about 30 years. It is awesome. It's full of ethnics, and the state votes Democratic like a collective motherfucker. Yes, it's small, but at least at the time I moved there, it was both the most densely populated state and the state with the highest proportion of wooded land. It's the birthplace of Fruit of the Loom and the home of Hasbro Toys!

MY LITTLE PONY WAS BORN IN LITTLE RHODY, SMART ALECS!

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