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Doug Langley's avatar

During the holiday season, toy stores will hire extra help just to assemble bikes.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Geez, for that money, I'd expect a TRON bike.

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gedjcj's avatar

Yeah, it is actually, but those Tahitian beaches get boring pretty quick.

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Billy Rubin's avatar

No, a bucket list is for things you haven't done already.

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Billy Rubin's avatar

It was either this, or go back to the family's frozen banana stand.

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Janecita πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ's avatar

I'd welcome that type of boredom in a heartbeat:-)

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

The term is jerb taker.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Easy, peasy. Half the time you just tell the customer to stick it up their arse.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I'm all for the genetically-modified poultry that have opposable thumbs and can get their own damn selves off.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Accidentally or otherwise?

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Skippy2000's avatar

Keep up the good work, my friend!

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Skippy2000's avatar

WTF? Some of the funniest snark in a Looong time! And I just survived the ENTIRE Trump announcement!

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Skippy2000's avatar

Doesn't he already do FOX AM on Saturdays? Did they toss his salad?

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Skippy2000's avatar

Wow...just realized I could FINALLY READ CRAP ON THIS STUPID SITE!!! THANKS!

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Staid Winnow πŸ”ŽπŸ‘½πŸ”'s avatar

I thought he was just someone who changed tires on that F&F show

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

Dat funnney...hehehe..

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