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During the holiday season, toy stores will hire extra help just to assemble bikes.

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Geez, for that money, I'd expect a TRON bike.

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Yeah, it is actually, but those Tahitian beaches get boring pretty quick.

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No, a bucket list is for things you haven't done already.

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It was either this, or go back to the family's frozen banana stand.

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I'd welcome that type of boredom in a heartbeat:-)

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The term is jerb taker.

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Easy, peasy. Half the time you just tell the customer to stick it up their arse.

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I'm all for the genetically-modified poultry that have opposable thumbs and can get their own damn selves off.

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Accidentally or otherwise?

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Keep up the good work, my friend!

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WTF? Some of the funniest snark in a Looong time! And I just survived the ENTIRE Trump announcement!

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Doesn't he already do FOX AM on Saturdays? Did they toss his salad?

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Wow...just realized I could FINALLY READ CRAP ON THIS STUPID SITE!!! THANKS!

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I thought he was just someone who changed tires on that F&F show

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Dat funnney...hehehe..

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