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Doug Langley's avatar

During the holiday season, toy stores will hire extra help just to assemble bikes.

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Geez, for that money, I'd expect a TRON bike.

gedjcj's avatar

Yeah, it is actually, but those Tahitian beaches get boring pretty quick.

Billy Rubin's avatar

No, a bucket list is for things you haven't done already.

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It was either this, or go back to the family's frozen banana stand.

Janecita πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ's avatar

I'd welcome that type of boredom in a heartbeat:-)

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Easy, peasy. Half the time you just tell the customer to stick it up their arse.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I'm all for the genetically-modified poultry that have opposable thumbs and can get their own damn selves off.

Doug Langley's avatar

Accidentally or otherwise?

Skippy2000's avatar

Keep up the good work, my friend!

Skippy2000's avatar

WTF? Some of the funniest snark in a Looong time! And I just survived the ENTIRE Trump announcement!

Skippy2000's avatar

Doesn't he already do FOX AM on Saturdays? Did they toss his salad?

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Wow...just realized I could FINALLY READ CRAP ON THIS STUPID SITE!!! THANKS!

Staid Winnow πŸ”ŽπŸ‘½πŸ”'s avatar

I thought he was just someone who changed tires on that F&F show