Attention, Wonkette Music Class, former Sen. Scott Brown (R-Daddy) has written a country song for his wife, and it IS NOT BAD! We know, you clicked on this thinking "oh THIS is going to be some shit," but it's, like, a legit country song and everything, and to be honest, it's quite a bit more creative than most of the
Satin sheets to lie on, satin pillows to cry on,...but still, I'm not happy don't you see? Big long Cadillac, tailor made's upon my back...but still, I want you to set me freeeeeeeeee
This is just fantastically weird to me, and I feel uncomfortable in nearly all of my places at the mere thought of listening to a Scott Brown Sexxytime to His Actual Wife Ballad. Thank goodness for my No Things That Make Sounds rule at work.
The only thing more country than being a former Senator from Massachusetts is being the daughter of a former Senator from Massachusetts. Loretta Lynn would kill for that kind of credibility.
"others be damned". Ah, that's such a sweet republican sentiment. Makes me all tingly, there's no better foreplay than depriving some poors of their safety net.
This is legitimately one of my mother's favorite songs. She laughs and laughs at it when she hears it and she sings it from time to time. She thinks it's soooooo cute.
Here's some REAL COUNTRY Scott Brown pay attention
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Satin sheets to lie on, satin pillows to cry on,...but still, I'm not happy don't you see? Big long Cadillac, tailor made's upon my back...but still, I want you to set me freeeeeeeeee
Funny, that's one of my dad's favorites too. He love belting out the chorus in twanging melancholy.
Country sex, does that include a horse.
I do the same thing, usually while driving. I probably look like an idiot, but Don Gibson and I don't care.
Just because they ran out of champagne bottles ...
Only in Arizona and maybe Florida, but there always has to be biscuits and sausage gravy involved somehow.
Saccharine would be one word for it, after that I need something more substantial.
https://youtu.be/mIBTg7q9oNc
This is just fantastically weird to me, and I feel uncomfortable in nearly all of my places at the mere thought of listening to a Scott Brown Sexxytime to His Actual Wife Ballad. Thank goodness for my No Things That Make Sounds rule at work.
I like Sturgill Simpson. He writes country music about taking drugs and turning into a lizard. I think.
More often than not, I click your links. Not today though, not today.
The only thing more country than being a former Senator from Massachusetts is being the daughter of a former Senator from Massachusetts. Loretta Lynn would kill for that kind of credibility.
"others be damned". Ah, that's such a sweet republican sentiment. Makes me all tingly, there's no better foreplay than depriving some poors of their safety net.
I'm with you, Granny... I looked at it... I considered... I reminded myself that it's probably my patriotic duty to listen... I did all the things...
But nope. Not gonna happen.
This is legitimately one of my mother's favorite songs. She laughs and laughs at it when she hears it and she sings it from time to time. She thinks it's soooooo cute.
And I pour myself another drink.
Mmmmmm, biscuits and gravy are my favorite!!