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Kind of heavy outfit for jogging IMO.

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You can't wear white pants after Labor Day, but I didn't know the rules about Military Pants <i>before</i> Labor Day. Those are some strict fashion police in Connecticut.

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...well the female body has a way to shut that kind of thing down

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...isn't Tuesday ¢.25 shot night at the Pink Pony?!

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I do not know. Please illuminate me.

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Leave me alive.

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...is it me, or did Scott Brown's brother have an entire rape kit? Just saying!

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They named their kids Bruce and Scott?

They need to change their surname, because you don't get much whiter than that. Browne is just false advertising...

They can keep the 'e' though, Whitee.

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Could be cop-speak for camo. Hard to say.

You? Never, did the Kenosha Kid.

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Brother from another mother, à la Herman Cain?

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...c'mon guys, let's not pass judgement! Who hasn't been drunk and impersonated both a police officer and a federal agent while driving around with enough weapons to mount a Coup De Tat?!?!?

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Sheriff Joe?

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Aw.... you fixed it...

I was gonna say that Dr. Tat sounded like a new Batman villain. His Tattoos come to life to aid him in his life of super-crime...

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Maybe we have this all wrong, and there are also Browna, Brownb, Brownc, and Brownd.

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All except the gag ball and vaginal swab.

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Stand your boat

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