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mailman27's avatar

Scott Pruitt buries his face in the musty sheets, inhaling the scent of his beloved Twwummp... OK, so I can't go any further. All systems...shutting down...mind boggling...

crawdaddy's avatar

Yeah, you know Scott’ss hand goes straight to his nose after being in some iffy places.

CB's avatar

Usually, when I refer to the administration as "treasonous filth", I'm speaking metaphorically...

Zor-El-ahrairah's avatar

Oh nothing, just the EPA Administrator trying to get his grubby mitts on an old Trump hotel mattress that is doubtlessly stuffed with pre-laundered Russian rubles and/or prostitute urine. Shining city on a hill, y'all!

Invisible Bunyip's avatar

Here even the charities won't take them for free. Bed frames and linens, yes, but not mattresses.

Invisible Bunyip's avatar

The mattress is the only one yet to make a major mistake.

David Clark's avatar

Mulvaney's the one who said Meals-on-Wheels provided no benefit to society or some such, no? What an evil cocksucker.

easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^'s avatar

So many good ideas about what this could be...

Wookie Monster's avatar

How is that this administration manages to get even more bizarre and gross with each passing day? Is there truly no bottom?

The Librarian's avatar

I’ll speculate that Pruitt’s buying that mattress for some sleazy love nest. I know damn well his wife wouldn’t sleep on it. :P

Eo Raptor's avatar

How is the EPA supposed to clean up the environment when the most polluted thing on the planet sits in the big office?

phoenix00's avatar

Translation: I already pay for my own 'meals on wheels', they're called "personal chefs". Screw the rest of you.