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Scott Pruitt buries his face in the musty sheets, inhaling the scent of his beloved Twwummp... OK, so I can't go any further. All systems...shutting down...mind boggling...

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Yeah, you know Scott’ss hand goes straight to his nose after being in some iffy places.

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Usually, when I refer to the administration as "treasonous filth", I'm speaking metaphorically...

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In-a-gadda-da-vida,

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Oh nothing, just the EPA Administrator trying to get his grubby mitts on an old Trump hotel mattress that is doubtlessly stuffed with pre-laundered Russian rubles and/or prostitute urine. Shining city on a hill, y'all!

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Here even the charities won't take them for free. Bed frames and linens, yes, but not mattresses.

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Of course.

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The mattress is the only one yet to make a major mistake.

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Mulvaney's the one who said Meals-on-Wheels provided no benefit to society or some such, no? What an evil cocksucker.

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So many good ideas about what this could be...

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How is that this administration manages to get even more bizarre and gross with each passing day? Is there truly no bottom?

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Grift-o-Pedic

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I’ll speculate that Pruitt’s buying that mattress for some sleazy love nest. I know damn well his wife wouldn’t sleep on it. :P

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How is the EPA supposed to clean up the environment when the most polluted thing on the planet sits in the big office?

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Translation: I already pay for my own 'meals on wheels', they're called "personal chefs". Screw the rest of you.

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