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The boy can play!

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He's a lot like Twitler in the sense that he thinks he's just soooo irresistible to women, but he's repulsive AF.

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it was a decent 60's western series (B&W)

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Yep. The Obamas are a credit to the country.

But you knew that.

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Or was the brown M&Ms story from Wayne's World? "I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

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I truly cannot fathom the arrogance. These f*ckers not only thought they were king of the hill, they figured they had it rigged and nobody was gonna hold them to account for it. Ever. That takes a combination of cold brass cojones and an absolutely moronic lack of foresight that boggles my freaking mind.

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it was brown m&ms.

not to be a nerd...

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Jem’Hadar. Nice.

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Sandman reference?

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Rapist according to Dave Chapelle.

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Hey, now. You don't get to be/stay a gazillionaire if you spend your own money. You gotta learn how to spend other people's money on you.

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You musn't nicehttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Every time I hear the word "branded", my mind flashes to a fragment of the theme music to a short-lived TV show by the same name from my childhood. I have no idea why this has stuck so persistently in my brain.

"Branded! Scorned as the one who ran!What do you do if you're branded, when you know you're a man?"

I remember virtually nothing else about the show, except the opening getting all his insignia etc. ripped from his uniform and then escorted out of the fort.

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Woah, $5000 to decorate your office? Sounds like some of my co-workers.

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Welcome to the Trump PresidencyCoronation.

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You can do it; Pruitt your back into it.

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