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And the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

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Eeeeewwwww!

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This seems relevant:

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That would explain why he occasionally talks into his shoe.

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For a research project a friend is doing?

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For.... discussion?

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AND he is so worried about his enemies that he insists on flying First Class but when he's paying he flies the cheapest. That's how worried he actually is, and what a skinflint.

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“They had a lot of modifications,” Steve Snider, an acoustic sales consultant with the company, told The Post at the time. "Like the big hooks on the walls, the drain in the floor, and the basket on a cable, for small items to be lowered in."

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Now, be fair. They gave tax breaks to rich fuckwads.

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"She looks hungry. Let's feed her Dok."

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You nailed it. (snort)

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Please, discribe.

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Apparently, the twenty cases of lotion were on a separate invoice?

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But how about the pool of sharks with frickin' laser beams? How much do THOSE cost?

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She was a childhood crush of mine. I loved me some 99!

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