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Enter Ranting's avatar

And the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

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chezmoi's avatar

Eeeeewwwww!

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doktorzoom's avatar

This seems relevant:

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doktorzoom's avatar

That would explain why he occasionally talks into his shoe.

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The Villainess+'s avatar

For a research project a friend is doing?

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phoenix00's avatar

For.... discussion?

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

AND he is so worried about his enemies that he insists on flying First Class but when he's paying he flies the cheapest. That's how worried he actually is, and what a skinflint.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

“They had a lot of modifications,” Steve Snider, an acoustic sales consultant with the company, told The Post at the time. "Like the big hooks on the walls, the drain in the floor, and the basket on a cable, for small items to be lowered in."

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Now, be fair. They gave tax breaks to rich fuckwads.

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capnkrunch's avatar

"She looks hungry. Let's feed her Dok."

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

You nailed it. (snort)

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phoenix00's avatar

Please, discribe.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Apparently, the twenty cases of lotion were on a separate invoice?

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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

But how about the pool of sharks with frickin' laser beams? How much do THOSE cost?

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

She was a childhood crush of mine. I loved me some 99!

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