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Same in PA, letter to the editor of the local rag, all about how "Morality trumps education". If'n it weren't for the funnies, I'd thank God the newspapers were dying.

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Bad cow disease.

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"Fuckin' cities, how do they work?"

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And truly we are rich rich Wonketteers, for when else in history have we had so much to mock?

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what a <strike>graceful</strike> loser you are scott walker.

Fixed.

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Amen.

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The only solution is to give them country folks 2 votes each*.

*If'n they's white, that is.

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There's a difference between A bitch and MY bitch.

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No way, mister. You got it all wrong. After he died, Ben was worried Luke would fuck up at the first dinner party he went to. So, when Luke was using his knife to eat, Ben called from the dead, <i>"The Fork...Luke, use the Fork</i>

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And the only thing wrong with Texas is it's full of Texans. (Except all you weirdos in Austin.)

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Isn't it really is a blessing when the evil mongers of our country have a name like Koch? It would not be nearly as much fun if their name was Smith, Jones or Willberry.

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what a graceful loser you are scott walker.

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To paraphrase Jesus...the downfisting trolls will be with us always.

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Tell me, Cowboy, is it twoo what they say about [redacted]?

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hahahahah, Scott! What is it about population centers that you don't understand?

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Bless her heart

(or is that only a Southern thing?)

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