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Vecchiojohn's avatar

Try replacing pension with virgins.

$136050197's avatar

That lack of a college degree really shows when he says crap like that.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"It's the media's fault for quoting me directly and not reading my mind."

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I'm pretty sure the torrent of illogic emanating from CPAC had something to do with it.

weejee πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Is the certified proof of a high skool diploma or GED?

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If you're going to bring on the crazy, why fuck around?

weejee πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

β™ͺ Louie, LouieHe gotta show now β™ͺ

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Yes - probably best not to complain about threatened cuts to your pension there.

Reddishrabbit's avatar

I think they prefer Roth IRA's with limited matching benefits. You may need to check with thier recruiter (May also get one way ticket to a lovely Bay in Cuba)

Rank Member's avatar

So is he for or against placing IUD's on the border?

chicken thief's avatar

With Scott, there is always Option #3 - punt.

chicken thief's avatar

Jesus prolly whispered in his ear also too.

Ilgattomorte's avatar

Ah, Scott Walker! What a magnificent bag of douche. Does anyone have the line on his time of full implosion?

chicken thief's avatar

When is the Iowa caucus?