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It is one of the most fun things in the world to watch Republican Presidential Hopefuls try to out-derp each other.

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I always thought it was "cray cray," but now I wonder if perhaps you've invented an even better expression: cra cra = crazy shit.

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If you knew anything about his agenda, you'd know the answer.

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I think it's gonna be an ephemeral gift, though; he's gonna flame out quickly. Remember the last primary; each candidate was the soup du jour at one time or another. The earlier adopted, the sooner dumped.

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Oh, come on! The best leaders are always prevaricators extraordinaires! That there feller is solid gold ballot material.

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I has a confuze. This disqus thing sometimes doesn't show or allow the comments* on some articles. It's sporadic and occasional, but noticeable. Is anyone else seeing this, or is it some kind of user error?* Not that wonkette allows comments.

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As far as I can tell, a Christian is some kind of American invented fundamentalist who belongs to a group of 8 people that get together once a week for tax purposes and to see if they can agree on who to hate. If they can't agree, then there are two new groups, each a little more pure than the other.

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I had to see the doctor the other day because my Christian boner lasted well over 4 hours. #winning

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Katie Couric: What newspapers do you read?Scott Walker: I don’t know, I honestly don’t know, one way or the other. I’ve said that 100 times, too.

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He's a Republican governor so we're grading on a curve.

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But Dubya was terrible.

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I've never talked to Scott Walker. How can I say he actually exists? Never been to Wisconsin either, are we sure it is part of the USA but Canada?

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With a new group to hate - for Jeebus!!!

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I'm not scientist, er I mean theologian but....

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What, you don't miss him yet?

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You Wonker's are pulling our chain about that Jindal thing, right? Right?

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