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David Hirn's avatar

Please stop making judgments about people by the way they look. That is not helpful and sounds a little (R) to me.

CrankyLiberal's avatar

Why in every photo does this guy look like he just sharted?

tinker12's avatar

Also, too, one eye is about one inch below the other making his face look crooked, and the eyes are the windows to the soul, are they not?

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Or is it peak derp? But that means the derp will decrease ... puzzling indeed

Wesley2006's avatar

Somebody dress up this idiot in a deer costume & then dump him in the middle of the Wisconsin woods. Please.

Doug Langley's avatar

I'll entertain the theory that they're approaching absolute zero.

say wha's avatar

Apparently, Middle-Eastern Studies AND math were only offered in that final semester of college which Scotty failed to attend.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

There is no "republican party", at least not in the sense of an organization that is trying to get candidates elected. They had to get a debate stage from a for-profit company and their front-runner is self-funded. The emperor has no clothes.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Sure it is and it will continue to be so after he gets elected

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Theyre not shopping for themselves theyre shopping for Cousin Bubba who cant see his dick

pstokk's avatar

For some reason his head reminds me of one of those cheap pencil erasers that don't really work and get all shiny and dried out and covered with graphite stains.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Buy oil? What are you, some kind of Commie?

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Jeanmonn you have ruined my life. Only death can save me from this . . . .

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Oh, I'm sure there are many, many other courses Scotty and the totally not male patterned bald spot both failed to attend.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

So you're saying judging by the facial expression it caught him by surprise and was a happy accident this time?