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Please stop making judgments about people by the way they look. That is not helpful and sounds a little (R) to me.

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Why in every photo does this guy look like he just sharted?

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Also, too, one eye is about one inch below the other making his face look crooked, and the eyes are the windows to the soul, are they not?

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Or is it peak derp? But that means the derp will decrease ... puzzling indeed

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Somebody dress up this idiot in a deer costume & then dump him in the middle of the Wisconsin woods. Please.

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I'll entertain the theory that they're approaching absolute zero.

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Apparently, Middle-Eastern Studies AND math were only offered in that final semester of college which Scotty failed to attend.

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There is no "republican party", at least not in the sense of an organization that is trying to get candidates elected. They had to get a debate stage from a for-profit company and their front-runner is self-funded. The emperor has no clothes.

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Sure it is and it will continue to be so after he gets elected

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Theyre not shopping for themselves theyre shopping for Cousin Bubba who cant see his dick

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For some reason his head reminds me of one of those cheap pencil erasers that don't really work and get all shiny and dried out and covered with graphite stains.

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Buy oil? What are you, some kind of Commie?

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Jeanmonn you have ruined my life. Only death can save me from this . . . .

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Oh, I'm sure there are many, many other courses Scotty and the totally not male patterned bald spot both failed to attend.

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So you're saying judging by the facial expression it caught him by surprise and was a happy accident this time?

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