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TextualDeviance's avatar

Is it weird that I kind of miss Keith? He could be a douche sometimes, but he did have some healthy passion.

Lamashtar's avatar

I'd rather have douche!Olbermann than all the Conservative douches MSNBC is replacing him with.

steelhips's avatar

Whenever I see a photo of him Disney's Goofy comes to mind.

Lamashtar's avatar

He sounds venal, not stupid, but his nonspeaking face makes Dan Quayle look intelligent.

Wookie Monster's avatar

How long until Scottie starts begging Littlefingers to make him his VP?

Cat Cafe's avatar

The Koch brothers own him, lock stock and barrel. Presumably they sank millions into glorious ads about him, and inglorious ads about his opponent, and the idiots bought them.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Walker just wants to be seen anywhere.

bubbuhh's avatar

He gonna Koch n drone

Jim Johnson's avatar

As a former Wisconsinite, I find this Kocksucker to be a big embarrassment. It is a shame that Wisconsin has changed its state mascot from the fiesty badger to this kind of slimy weasel.

Run2Live's avatar

Trump probably thinks tapping Walker for VP will open Koch Bros. purses.

rachelmap's avatar

I think Walker hopes it'll go down like this: Trump falls over of a stroke, and Scotty assumes his place as GOP nominee by acclamation because there is literally nobody else there on the stage.

Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

Is there something about his face that screws up the aspect ratio of photos, or does he really look like that?