But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace. You might recall Scott Walker's courageous decision to stop stepping on his own dick and instead fall on his own sword back in September so the Republican field could narrow itself down and agree on a single candidate to stop Donald Trump. It was very touching and we laughed at the nobility of it all, and then we posted this Vine one more time because it will always be the finest image of the governor of the great state of Wisconsin:
The Koch brothers own him, lock stock and barrel. Presumably they sank millions into glorious ads about him, and inglorious ads about his opponent, and the idiots bought them.
As a former Wisconsinite, I find this Kocksucker to be a big embarrassment. It is a shame that Wisconsin has changed its state mascot from the fiesty badger to this kind of slimy weasel.
I think Walker hopes it'll go down like this: Trump falls over of a stroke, and Scotty assumes his place as GOP nominee by acclamation because there is literally nobody else there on the stage.
Is it weird that I kind of miss Keith? He could be a douche sometimes, but he did have some healthy passion.
I'd rather have douche!Olbermann than all the Conservative douches MSNBC is replacing him with.
Whenever I see a photo of him Disney's Goofy comes to mind.
He sounds venal, not stupid, but his nonspeaking face makes Dan Quayle look intelligent.
How long until Scottie starts begging Littlefingers to make him his VP?
The Koch brothers own him, lock stock and barrel. Presumably they sank millions into glorious ads about him, and inglorious ads about his opponent, and the idiots bought them.
Walker just wants to be seen anywhere.
Scotty so white....
He gonna Koch n drone
As a former Wisconsinite, I find this Kocksucker to be a big embarrassment. It is a shame that Wisconsin has changed its state mascot from the fiesty badger to this kind of slimy weasel.
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Trump probably thinks tapping Walker for VP will open Koch Bros. purses.
See: Martinez, Susana
I think Walker hopes it'll go down like this: Trump falls over of a stroke, and Scotty assumes his place as GOP nominee by acclamation because there is literally nobody else there on the stage.
Full ippon.
Is there something about his face that screws up the aspect ratio of photos, or does he really look like that?