And so it came to pass that the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) submitted a lulzy public records request to the office of Christianist Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker.
God: You know, Scottie, I sent my only begotten son so thatpeople wouldn’t pull shit like you’ve pulled as governor.
Gov. Walker: I’ll have one of my staff members look intothat. I am not in any position to know if I pulled any “shit.”
God: I was referring to your general every day comportmentwhile in office. You know, that smug, shit-eating smirk you affect whilecutting funds to programs that help old and sick people, the pandering togroups of people who wouldn’t know me if I walked up to them and sent a bolt oflightning through their sternums.
Gov. Walker: Excuseme, but are you any relation to the Koch Brothers?
God: No.
Gov. Walker: I better go now. See you later, Big Creator.
God: Oh you will, my little greasy cricket, you will…
"is communicating with higher powers like billionaire and political kingmaker Sheldon Adelson"Money trumps God any day in Teabaggestan.
He's going to cunt punt on that one
"give Scott Walker the White House"Only in the Wisconsin version of Monopoly.
Scott is the clear cut leader now for the GOP nomination. I can hardly wait for the debates to hear him pass on questions.
Did God help you on your SAT's? YOU CAN'T PROVE HE DIDN'T!
God: You know, Scottie, I sent my only begotten son so thatpeople wouldn’t pull shit like you’ve pulled as governor.
Gov. Walker: I’ll have one of my staff members look intothat. I am not in any position to know if I pulled any “shit.”
God: I was referring to your general every day comportmentwhile in office. You know, that smug, shit-eating smirk you affect whilecutting funds to programs that help old and sick people, the pandering togroups of people who wouldn’t know me if I walked up to them and sent a bolt oflightning through their sternums.
Gov. Walker: Excuseme, but are you any relation to the Koch Brothers?
God: No.
Gov. Walker: I better go now. See you later, Big Creator.
God: Oh you will, my little greasy cricket, you will…
Dan Weber,
Scott won't provide the transcripts because he hates America. Hey if the right can use that as an argument why can't we?
I know. Answering questions is for "losers."
I'm sure God recorded the conversation - have to give some job to Gabriel to earn his keep when he's not out blowing his horn.
Don't forget the holy Koch Brothers, and their immaculate billions!
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I thought that was Metatron's job
Which is like regular Monopoly only with more cheese. ;)
That's a hilarious movie. What a classic!
They should have asked for the transcripts of the voices in his head.
Transcript? Fuck it!! We'll do it live!!