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Capt.Jim's avatar

He needs punted right in the nuts

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Incoming Ham's avatar

While time travelling from the 13th century, Walker visited London.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

The Shrub had Lord Vadar...thus far Walker hasn't been so blessed as to have an actual evil brain behind his stupidity.

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jqheywood's avatar

According to St. Mojo of Nixon, that would be Elvis-lootion!

Elvis needs boats....

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jqheywood's avatar

You know....morons....

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh yeah, handsome! Put your skulling oar in that hole there and rock it side to side. We'll soon get this boat moving!

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fuflans's avatar

but his hair was perfect.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No, Christie...The Innocents Abroad is not about some kid from Secaucus losing his virginity to a Atlantic City prostitute.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Plus, he did actually pilot jet fighters. Now granted, it did pretty much take more balls and bravado than brains to accomplish this, but those things weren't easy to fly.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Only when he wants to be some bint's tampon".

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diogenez's avatar

His eyes show no spark of intelligence.

He's a dullard and a toady, so he should be a shoe-in for the nomination.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It puts the evil lotion on its skin.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Moar to the point: was the UNIAC intelligently designed?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Because cooties.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

snipe libul!!1!

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diogenez's avatar

Isn't his expertise in DEVOLUTION?

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