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He needs punted right in the nuts

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While time travelling from the 13th century, Walker visited London.

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The Shrub had Lord Vadar...thus far Walker hasn't been so blessed as to have an actual evil brain behind his stupidity.

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According to St. Mojo of Nixon, that would be Elvis-lootion!

Elvis needs boats....

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You know....morons....

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Oh yeah, handsome! Put your skulling oar in that hole there and rock it side to side. We'll soon get this boat moving!

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but his hair was perfect.

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No, Christie...The Innocents Abroad is not about some kid from Secaucus losing his virginity to a Atlantic City prostitute.

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Plus, he did actually pilot jet fighters. Now granted, it did pretty much take more balls and bravado than brains to accomplish this, but those things weren't easy to fly.

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"Only when he wants to be some bint's tampon".

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His eyes show no spark of intelligence.

He's a dullard and a toady, so he should be a shoe-in for the nomination.

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It puts the evil lotion on its skin.

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Moar to the point: was the UNIAC intelligently designed?

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Because cooties.

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snipe libul!!1!

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Isn't his expertise in DEVOLUTION?

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