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Chris Grrr's avatar

First they came for the pee, and I didn't speak up because it wasn't my pee...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He should talk to <a href="https:\/\/twitter.com\/toddstarmes" target="_blank">Todd Starnes</a> about his plans. I'm sure he could help.

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Kaili Joy Gray's avatar

Hooray! Pony for you.

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Kaili Joy Gray's avatar

Sorry, but we can only give ponies for dollar-style donations, no hobo beans. :(

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

"upper crust of dairyland politics" is the cream?

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bobbert's avatar

I would very seriously consider a trip from Cali for such an event. Do they still have the ice cream shop at Babcock Hall?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm rewatching West Wing these days. I so love Josh.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Thar's gold in that thar cup!

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Lot_49's avatar

If I had to live in Florida, I wouldn't let <i>anything</i> deter me from being high all the time.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I heard Walker owns stock in a company that provides clean piss for people who have to provide samples.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Poorz to Walker: "Sure. Open up."

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

If he's looking for drugs, doesn't he know that they're pretty well used up by the time they're peed out? It's a lot easier just to ask Rush to front you some.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I, personally, would have no problem providing Gov. Walker with any number of urine samples, so long as he collected and tested them himself. And by "tested" I mean "had to wash them out of his clothing and hair".

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This is the Tinkle On theory where the wealthy piss all over the poors.

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Kaili Joy Gray's avatar

I just gave money to kick Scott Walker's butt out of the governor's chair. Did you? HUH? Anyone who does gets a pony. Or at least a thumb's up anyway.

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schmannity's avatar

He's a wingnut and a peenut.

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