Scott Walker, locked in a tight race for his second term as governor of Wisconsin, wants his constituents to know he's committed to their conservative Midwestern values. It's all right there in his campaign's new manifesto, "Continuing Wisconsin's Comeback": If you give him four more years, he promises to cut property taxes, celebrate deer hunting heritage, supervise
He should talk to <a href="https:\/\/twitter.com\/toddstarmes" target="_blank">Todd Starnes</a> about his plans. I&#039;m sure he could help.
If he&#039;s looking for drugs, doesn&#039;t he know that they&#039;re pretty well used up by the time they&#039;re peed out? It&#039;s a lot easier just to ask Rush to front you some.
I, personally, would have no problem providing Gov. Walker with any number of urine samples, so long as he collected and tested them himself. And by &quot;tested&quot; I mean &quot;had to wash them out of his clothing and hair&quot;.
I just gave money to kick Scott Walker&#039;s butt out of the governor&#039;s chair. Did you? HUH? Anyone who does gets a pony. Or at least a thumb&#039;s up anyway.
First they came for the pee, and I didn&#039;t speak up because it wasn&#039;t my pee...
He should talk to <a href="https:\/\/twitter.com\/toddstarmes" target="_blank">Todd Starnes</a> about his plans. I&#039;m sure he could help.
Hooray! Pony for you.
Sorry, but we can only give ponies for dollar-style donations, no hobo beans. :(
&quot;upper crust of dairyland politics&quot; is the cream?
I would very seriously consider a trip from Cali for such an event. Do they still have the ice cream shop at Babcock Hall?
I&#039;m rewatching West Wing these days. I so love Josh.
Thar&#039;s gold in that thar cup!
If I had to live in Florida, I wouldn&#039;t let <i>anything</i> deter me from being high all the time.
I heard Walker owns stock in a company that provides clean piss for people who have to provide samples.
Poorz to Walker: &quot;Sure. Open up.&quot;
If he&#039;s looking for drugs, doesn&#039;t he know that they&#039;re pretty well used up by the time they&#039;re peed out? It&#039;s a lot easier just to ask Rush to front you some.
I, personally, would have no problem providing Gov. Walker with any number of urine samples, so long as he collected and tested them himself. And by &quot;tested&quot; I mean &quot;had to wash them out of his clothing and hair&quot;.
This is the Tinkle On theory where the wealthy piss all over the poors.
I just gave money to kick Scott Walker&#039;s butt out of the governor&#039;s chair. Did you? HUH? Anyone who does gets a pony. Or at least a thumb&#039;s up anyway.
He&#039;s a wingnut and a peenut.