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Schlitz?

Heileman's Old Style or GTFO!

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"I did not mean that Conservatives are generally stupid; I meant, that stupid persons are generally Conservative. I believe that to be so obvious and undeniable a fact that I hardly think any hon. Gentleman will question it." -- Some Old White Guy

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Clearly, Scotty didn't attend many weddings in the 1970s

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Ah ya beat me to it. Though I was going to go for the Leinenkugel.

Schlitz is for aliens from Chicago.

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Old Style also too, no?

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For a very brief time the charcuterie business I worked for rented kitchen time at a Maronite Catholic church, with many members from the Middle East. The form the boss signed to use the kitchen contained the prohibition of smoking marijuana on the grounds. It seems this is a common custom at Maronite weddings and was very prevalent at such celebrations in their former countries.

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You'd think caterers would love the idea of weed at weddings. No leftovers to clean up.

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And then there's Hamm's. Mmmm. (Terrible beer though.)

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<i>“They said when they talked about heroin and meth and other issues that they were still very concerned that (marijuana) was a gateway drug,” he said.</i>

Much the same way that wingnutz claim Gay Marriage will lead to marrying your dog. Does. Not. Compute.

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I have never ever smoked weed at a wedding. Nope. Definitely not. That would be illegal.

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What happened Wisconsin? You used to be cool. Minnesota.

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I look foward to the day we can all freely eat weed laced wedding cake while proposing a toast with an organic microbrew after dancing to gay wedding porn.

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out on the corner, trying to score a nickel douche bag

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Watching Fox is mainlining the derp

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