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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Schlitz?

Heileman's Old Style or GTFO!

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

"I did not mean that Conservatives are generally stupid; I meant, that stupid persons are generally Conservative. I believe that to be so obvious and undeniable a fact that I hardly think any hon. Gentleman will question it." -- Some Old White Guy

BeachLoafer's avatar

Clearly, Scotty didn't attend many weddings in the 1970s

malsperanza's avatar

Ah ya beat me to it. Though I was going to go for the Leinenkugel.

Schlitz is for aliens from Chicago.

malsperanza's avatar

Old Style also too, no?

chascates's avatar

For a very brief time the charcuterie business I worked for rented kitchen time at a Maronite Catholic church, with many members from the Middle East. The form the boss signed to use the kitchen contained the prohibition of smoking marijuana on the grounds. It seems this is a common custom at Maronite weddings and was very prevalent at such celebrations in their former countries.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

You'd think caterers would love the idea of weed at weddings. No leftovers to clean up.

malsperanza's avatar

And then there's Hamm's. Mmmm. (Terrible beer though.)

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“They said when they talked about heroin and meth and other issues that they were still very concerned that (marijuana) was a gateway drug,” he said.</i>

Much the same way that wingnutz claim Gay Marriage will lead to marrying your dog. Does. Not. Compute.

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

I have never ever smoked weed at a wedding. Nope. Definitely not. That would be illegal.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What happened Wisconsin? You used to be cool. Minnesota.

Painter of Goats's avatar

I look foward to the day we can all freely eat weed laced wedding cake while proposing a toast with an organic microbrew after dancing to gay wedding porn.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

out on the corner, trying to score a nickel douche bag

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Watching Fox is mainlining the derp