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Beezelbubbles's avatar

The Supreme Court is Deep State!!!1!!!

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Klapaucius's avatar

Lure him into a side office and brick up the entrances.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

That was then. Now we have the new and improved SCOTUS that hasn’t seen a Christian privilege it wouldn’t enshrine in law.

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mailman27's avatar

Gulp the first one, and then, as the "aaahhhh" sets in, sip the second*? Just a thought.* Don't drive, of course. Ya bonehead!!

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Nightflyer's avatar

I guess Coney thinks that Obergefell settled the issue....for now.

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Elizabeth's avatar

Poodles are the best. Don't fall for the smear campaign against them.

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mailman27's avatar

Lace-Curtain Colleen in your heritage??

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Their plan is just put in a bunch of exceptions based upon "religious liberty" - although I'm guessing they probably won't start banning two bisexual princesses from eating lunch together

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Don't worry.

SCOTUS will fuck us over many times.

They just don't want to sign up for the Donald tumbril.

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Zerosumgame-vaxxed's avatar

well, at least one of them is DEEP into a keg at all time!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

As a straight person, I think I should MYOB.

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babsMD's avatar

That looks lovely! Might need to add that to my cocktail repertoire...

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JCfromNC's avatar

Maybe they just want to start slow and build up to implementing the theocratic state they so long for.

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Regret's avatar

I thought the Sinai's main shortage was water? Most deserts are actually very well fertilized, just dry as a bone. That is why they explode in green if it does rain there.

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Nightflyer's avatar

Depends on the entertainment level for red-blooded heterosexual evangelical men.

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