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Pixeloid's avatar

I am currently thinking of a lot of words that perfectly describe Marjorie Traitor Greene, but uttering any of them here would get me banned.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Acephalic" seems tame, but to the point.

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DemoCat's avatar

$100,000 to protest a piece of cloth covering your filthy mouth, a sensible measure at a time when hospitals were overwhelmed with patients struggling to breathe and dying from Covid. If Congress isn’t supposed to be comprised of our brightest citizens selflessly devoting their lives to service, but rather a mishmash of average citizens from all walks of life, Marge belongs. Plenty of Americans are willing to give their money for a chance to swim against the current of society. Marge represents that. Black is white. The Earth is flat. Elections are rigged. Trump is a hero and a messiah. Masks are tyranny. Woke is, um, well, it’s sorta, oh, woke is something that’s very hard to define, it is, sort of, the understanding that we need to totally reimagine and reduce society in order to create hierarchies of oppression. Umm. Sorry, I … it’s hard to explain.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

By all means, Marge, don't change a thing. We need the laughs. (And the chilling reminder that 170,162 Georgians in the 14th District still thought you were the best choice to represent them in the national government in 2022, even after having seen you in action for two years prior.)

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Deb Vitkova's avatar

G-d made humans as a joke

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Deb Vitkova's avatar

Can N Pelosi sue for libel for being compared to Nazis ?

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Nancy Pelosi is too classy to do that though.

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Come here a minute's avatar

Marcie is new here so I will forgive her for failing to follow the style guide and not writing, "PAY THE FUCK UP!"

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Oh, Marge. At least clowns are sometimes funny. You're just an asshole.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Thoughts and prayers, Marjorie.

However, you really don't deserve them....

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Content is king!

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"Or speaker Mike Johnson, who urged SCOTUS to let the ruling stand under the Speech and Debate Clause. "

Of course, now the half-speaker plans to require that all members of Congress wear clean white hoods and robes or be fined.

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Steven McCrary's avatar

Shitmonger that she is, at least Marge has her own (dumbass) code.

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willi0000000's avatar

code? . . . Morse? . . . no, wait, i got it . . . Enigma!

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Revenant's avatar

You just have to love it when one of those "you're not the boss of me!" shitheads gets spanked because, yes, the person you revolted against really WAS the boss of you, ya loudmouthed pissant.

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Carz Nelson's avatar

If it makes everyone a second-class citizen, then everyone is the same class. There would no longer be a first and second-class. This is why masks are communist, I suppose.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i hate these people so much

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

𝘔𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯...𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘊𝘖𝘛𝘜𝘚 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘋𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦.

Worth noting: Greene has publicly threatened, over and over, to get Johnson removed as speaker if he so much as brings Ukraine funding to the floor. (Because she knows it'll pass.) Methinks he's not exactly feeling warm and fuzzy towards her right now.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

"I can't get my way and I'm going to stomp my feet and throw a Tantrum"! She'll call Darth Donny on Johnson.

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Sherry's avatar

"ultimately getting more than $100,000 in fines docked from her $174,000 salary. " And how much more in lawyers fees? The dumb jokes just write themselves.

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willi0000000's avatar

a buck forty three sixty seven . . . she used t'Rump's lawyers.

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Caepan's avatar

Nah... if she was using TFG's LOLyers, she would have wound up sentenced to 20 years hard labor.

And if Rudy 9/11 was her attorney, she'd be on death row.

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Cheryl from Maryland's avatar

The last capital for the Cherokee Nation before the Trail of Tears, New Echota, is in Taylor-Greene’s District. One can visit the print shop for the Cherokee Nation’s newspaper. My spouse and I visited there before her election, and while it is a wondrous place, we had to eat gas station food for lunch. Curse Andrew Jackson for making NW Georgia a hellhole, curse him for what he did to the Cherokee, curse Marjorie Taylor-Greene.

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