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Lefty Mark's avatar

This site certainly does need more support, because maybe then it won't keep crashing my computer after a few minutes of viewing. It isn't the Wonketeer "content" that is the problem, but rather, all of the Javascript frippery that is troweled into every nook and cranny of screen space surrounding it. Vampire-like, it steadily sucks up my available memory until there is no more life left in the victim, and the darkness falls. Let's clear out some of overgrowth and allow the sunlight back in, so that the site is computer-safe for viewing. (Note: my system went down twice while I was composing this comment. No lie.)

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Shypixel's avatar

Only a teeny, tiny bit. Though that is about to massively expand soon.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but none of those eight tiny celebrity breasts

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Wonket Media Domination

WMD- it will be da bomb!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

my mom haz cats- I have a dog.

She's kinda lonely- I luvs da wimmens

Proof that I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

no,but we no longer will have to click on one of those link thingies to find out the latest on Selena and the Biebs

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/mem..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/asian-prince">http://knowyourmeme.com/mem...

(gotta luv teh Google image search)

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

unmarked twenties in a manila envelope

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and a lovely turn of phrase at that...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

try morning wood

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Shypixel's avatar

Actually, I got lucky with the design, it was the text that took some work.

I don't usually do copy, so have never had an editor before, let alone an editrix...

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bobbert's avatar

<i>... the California-based Vietnamese singer Tuan Anh called “Little Saigon’s most famous cross-dressing balladeer” by OC Weekly in 1999.</i>

Hmmm.

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bobbert's avatar

Fractional reserve blog-commenting could be the NEXT BIG THING.

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WA Bishop's avatar

It's an action figure!

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WA Bishop's avatar

I've seen it more than once but I use like three different browsers and two different operating systems 'n' shit....

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WA Bishop's avatar

If you have guns you don't need money!

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