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With our government shutdown, obviously caused by Barack Obama insisting on remaining president of the United States after his reelection, there have been terrible things. Terrible things like old men going kamikaze on the WWII memorial on the National Mall, and also the pesky fact that poor women can't get WIC to feed their babies but whatever.
Obviously, the most terrible thing to happen during this shutdown so far is that the National Zoo shut off its Panda-Cam.
We here at Happy Nice Time People are not afraid to be servicey. So here, for you, are some other animal-cams on which to get your afternoon Emergency Nice. READ MORE
Screw The National Zoo's Panda-Cam; Here Are Five Animal-Cams That Aren't Shut Down
Maybe a nice volunteer can take one of the Panda's over to the HOR chambers. It would bring many Americans joy to watch such a cute animal drop a duece on the Speaker's chair. With all the non-essential janitors and building engineers being furloughed, Boehner can pick up after the Panda.
I am confuzzled ... how, exactly, does the pandacam spend gubbmint money if it's simply left on? I'm sure we're paying a shitload more money to watch teabagging fucknuts fling poo in the House of Representatives.