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Vulcan is Pluto's nephew. Of course, you know, all the gods were related because incest.

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*knock knock knock* "Are you boys cooking in there?" "No..." "Are you building an interocitor?" "No!"

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Pfffft! Amateurs. Talk about fishing for an IgNobel.

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It's the fags' fault. Thus sayeth THE LORD!

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I'm a Trek nerd, but in this case my inner Greek mythology nerd is PISSED. VULCAN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE UNDERWORLD! He was the god of crafts and metalworking! Vulcan should be applied to anything we find orbiting Mercury, or an asteroid close to the sun!

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The most important part of a quality anti mind control helmet is to have a good ground otherwise you might as well start learning North Korean, goose stepping and shopping at Wal-Mart.

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For what it's worth, the climate doesn't seem to give a shit about what people believe, or even about what derpy Texas governors pray for:

<a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2013\/02\/28\/us\/drought-fells-a-texas-towns-biggest-employer.html" target="_blank">Drought Takes Its Toll on a Texas Business, a Town and Its Families </a> PLAINVIEW, Tex. — After two years of drought, people are starting to leave this parched West Texas town. The lack of significant rainfall has slowed the rush of cattle that came to the largest employer here, a beef processing plant that employed 2,300 people in a town of 22,343. When the plant shut this month, it took with it an annual payroll of $15.5 million.

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Not for eating I hope.

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He is an UNRIGHTEOUS CREATURE!

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If California doesn't fall into the sea, God should have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah.

Don't remember who said that.

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This being Wonkette, another category has to be Potent Potables.

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As a Canadian, I must remind everyone that THAT SHIT IS OURS!

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It looks I’m spending my weekend smearing penguins with garlic … again.

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Dear Mr. Eature, I would just like to say how happy I am that Wonkette is catering to us science kind of nerds. Can I send you my writings about my integrated perpetual motion machine, cold fusion power supply and Bigfoot trap?

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I blame the House of Representatives for failing to deal with sequestration. I can here the jowls of Mitch McConnell blaming that evil Kenyan black man with nubian wife for global warming because they burn sugar cane fields in Hawaii.

I ned a fuckin drink.

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Did you use red dye?

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