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There was a gif that was popular on LJ back in the day with an anime girl bleeding - no, gushing - from her whatevers. For obvious reasons I'm not going to go try to find it. If you've seen it, you know.

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Sorry, I don't believe she would be "pants-ing" him repeatedly. Once maybe. Maybe.

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Until George Lucas gets a hold of the footage.

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I think this might have been one of the first shots in the upcoming war between fox news and trumptv, I'll make popcorn

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TrumpTV will go belly-up before it even gets off the ground.

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So lifelike, allegedly.

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Oh, come on. I'm sure it'll be every bit as successful as the USFL.

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Guys, guys, stop fighting!

Just kidding. Here, here are your knives.

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If you read it this way for more than four hours you should have your eyes checked.

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On his gold-plated bathroom "throne"

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Alleluia

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I was going to comment on this article, but I am too traumatized envisioning Donald Trump's "safe space" as Sean Hannity's warm bosom. I need a shower...in a hazmat decontamination suite.

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I've been reading it this way for the past year.

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Here, you'll want some:https://s-media-cache-ak0.p...

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