dork On Monday, we were very worried for Wonkette BFF Sean Hannity, because he had said that if Fox News president Bill Shine was forced out, it would be the END OF FOX NEWS FOREVER.
Hannity doesn't have the nads to quit. He knows full well the national sponsors of hate (NRA, gold dealers, auto-equity lenders, and that ilk) are few and already taken by Limppaw and a few other asshats, so whatever bullshit "Hannity Network" he started would only get a sliver of whatever is left unspent out there. Hell, he spends $90 a day getting his nuts blow-dried by an illegal immigrant every morning and can't afford the cut in pay. He's rather suck Murdoch's dick than come to work with wet balls in his trousers. Fuck you, Hannity.
So Hannity throws a pizza meeting for his staff (I'm sure made a HUGE DEAL out of paying for it himself and it wasn't on the company - then he just expensed it; cheap bastard) which never has any meetings to tell them to ignore what he said and Tweeted because he isn't going anywhere.
What would it take for somebody working for this buffoon to get the urge to email a few resumes, just to test the water? The sun coming up?
but jebus told him that was a sin
Of course that schmuck wasn't going to leave. Who else will pay him for that diarrhea that comes out of his mouth?
Speaking of cock holsters...
I got a rock.
"Hey, doggie, you can't Hannity on the lawn!"
Hannity doesn't have the nads to quit. He knows full well the national sponsors of hate (NRA, gold dealers, auto-equity lenders, and that ilk) are few and already taken by Limppaw and a few other asshats, so whatever bullshit "Hannity Network" he started would only get a sliver of whatever is left unspent out there. Hell, he spends $90 a day getting his nuts blow-dried by an illegal immigrant every morning and can't afford the cut in pay. He's rather suck Murdoch's dick than come to work with wet balls in his trousers. Fuck you, Hannity.
I would have preferred that he'd said, "All the lies you've heard about me are lies." What a schmuck.
Yeah Evan, tell us how you REALLY feel!
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So Hannity throws a pizza meeting for his staff (I'm sure made a HUGE DEAL out of paying for it himself and it wasn't on the company - then he just expensed it; cheap bastard) which never has any meetings to tell them to ignore what he said and Tweeted because he isn't going anywhere.
What would it take for somebody working for this buffoon to get the urge to email a few resumes, just to test the water? The sun coming up?
Having a few laughs, remembering The Good Old Days? Like that time Boris tried to swim the Volga with an engine block wired to his ankle?
Come on Lumpy. Go into the light.
I'm not disappointed. I want shmannity's fall to be VERY public. No slinking away in the middle of the night,thankyouverymuch.
By never underestimating the stupidity of Americans.
Try and try again, guy.
TL; DR."NEWSFLASH: SEAN HANNITY NOT LEAVING FOX TODAY."There, FIFY.