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RickyG's avatar

I read on the internets that he blows goats. whoa if true!

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

My work here is done.

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Stulexington's avatar

Oh, you're acting like they've thought things through instead of just knee jerk blame Obama for literally everything.

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Stulexington's avatar

I remember seeing this one before. I expressed my happiness that pot allowed someone to realize something about themselves. Wasn't well received.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Actually douches are not necessary and actually potentially harmful for women, sold to us based on shame we're supposed to feel about our own biology.

So it's a very fitting insult I find.

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Partyofhealthcare?'s avatar

By jove I think you've got it!

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phoenix00's avatar

Lemme verify that.... yup asshole confirmed.

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phoenix00's avatar

On the brighter side: I believe this is a felony!

http://blogs.findlaw.com/bl...

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phoenix00's avatar

Not to mention MSNBC hiring Kelly and Van Susteren

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I read that on the interwebz also too, so it must be factual. Sean Spicey said that's how it works.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Oh lawsy, that was masterful.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

True story: the first internet was a pair of dixie cups connected by a string.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I have a thing for poetry, I like a metaphor. Rupert Murdoch is a pimp, and pimp he has a whore.Hannity a whore is he, a whore is smarmy Sean,And everyone who watches a pathetic, needy john.

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RickyG's avatar

thanks for the confirmation!

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nightmoth's avatar

O, most excellent!!! Applause, applause! Many upvotes to you.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Thank you. I was given good words to start with. The best words.

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