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RickyG's avatar

I read on the internets that he blows goats. whoa if true!

Stulexington's avatar

Oh, you're acting like they've thought things through instead of just knee jerk blame Obama for literally everything.

Stulexington's avatar

I remember seeing this one before. I expressed my happiness that pot allowed someone to realize something about themselves. Wasn't well received.

Lizzietish81's avatar

Actually douches are not necessary and actually potentially harmful for women, sold to us based on shame we're supposed to feel about our own biology.

So it's a very fitting insult I find.

Partyofhealthcare?'s avatar

By jove I think you've got it!

phoenix00's avatar

Lemme verify that.... yup asshole confirmed.

phoenix00's avatar

On the brighter side: I believe this is a felony!

http://blogs.findlaw.com/bl...

phoenix00's avatar

Not to mention MSNBC hiring Kelly and Van Susteren

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I read that on the interwebz also too, so it must be factual. Sean Spicey said that's how it works.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

True story: the first internet was a pair of dixie cups connected by a string.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I have a thing for poetry, I like a metaphor. Rupert Murdoch is a pimp, and pimp he has a whore.Hannity a whore is he, a whore is smarmy Sean,And everyone who watches a pathetic, needy john.

RickyG's avatar

thanks for the confirmation!

nightmoth's avatar

O, most excellent!!! Applause, applause! Many upvotes to you.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Thank you. I was given good words to start with. The best words.