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Lily Mars's avatar

Stephanie Miller, you say? The daughter of the Nuremburg prosecutor/Republican member of Congress/Barry Goldwater's running mate, that Stephanie Miller? Somebody didn't think this booking through.

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Steve Bottchen's avatar

I wonder if Hannity did this on purpose. We know that in reality he hates Trump. This could be his way of having his viewers hear what Fox doesn't want them to hear.

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Wendy The Druid πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ's avatar

Went through all the Epstein emails I could get a hold of (have a few NSA buddies). Linked a PDF to a few of them from the oversight committee.

1. Money laundering.

2. Russian Connections.

3. Pedophilia

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-pedophile-network-money-laundering-abuse-and-the-russians

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

The link isn't working for some reason.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Now it's working for me too. XD

*shakes fist at cloud*

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Wendy The Druid πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ's avatar

Dont love the cloud.

But certainly curse the cloud.

(I do it all the time).

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Stephanie Miller loved this so much that she started her show today talking about how wonderful Wonkette is and reading extensive excerpts from this post.

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KaylaK's avatar

Wonkette's comments are better than the responses on Pajiba.

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TimeIsLikeAClockInMyHeart⏰'s avatar

Came here just to say FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY EVEN WORK?

Ah, that feels much better.

Someone needs to create a FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY EVEN WORK? t-shirt. I know I'd buy one.

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Regret's avatar

Here you go, a t-shirt for the Insane Clown Posse album Bang! Pow! Boom! that has the song Miracles, where that line comes from.

https://shop.insaneclownposse.com/products/bang-pow-boom-raglan-t-shirt?_pos=3&_sid=6ce31b697&_ss=r

Excerpt from the lyrics:

"I see miracles all around me

Stop and look around, it's all astounding

Water, fire, air and dirt

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist

Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed"

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TimeIsLikeAClockInMyHeart⏰'s avatar

Oh, that is gold, thank you!

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DemoCat's avatar

Wingnuts like Hannity thought this was what they wanted. It was high times for repressed, insecure, Christian fascist (or is it crypto-fascist?) bigots who knew a narcissist billionaire would punish all the trans student athletes they hate and bring food insecurity back to poor people in red states (oops!) But then Trump caught dementia, started bulldozing the White House to build a disco and was all over the Epstein files that couldn’t be destroyed no matter what the FBI and DoJ did to cover it up. Everyone is thoroughly disgusted by the cruelty, corruption and incompetence of this administration, and even Fox News is grossing themselves out.

On top of that, South Park is now the most trusted platform for timely updates and the latest episode has JD Vance in bed with Trump having sex to Foreigner’s β€œI Want to Know What Love Is.” Good times, America.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. No notes. Epstein. Epstein! EPstein!! EPSTEIN!! E-P-S-T-E-I-N!!!!!!!!!!

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Bat In The Belfry's avatar

Been a Stephanie Miller listener longer than I’ve been a Wonkette reader. Today, she was quite pleased with her triumphant return to, and immediate exit from, Fox.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Stephanie Miller walking onto Hannity’s set and turning his little distraction circus into a Trump Epstein symposium was the highlight of my week. Fox tried to feed the audience a story about feet and ended up choking on child rapist emails and wet magnet dementia. You almost want to thank Hannity for inviting someone who knows how to aim truth with a smile. Almost.

Let the man keep booking guests who remind viewers that Trump’s two closest companions were Epstein and early onset confusion. It’s the only public service he’s ever performed.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Sir's early onset confusion began at conception, which makes him more than 80 Years Young!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I listen to Stephanie Miller’s podcast and she has been loving the rightwing breakout over her kissing Crockett’s feet all week.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

She's positively giddy. And I'll bet the number of Steph-heads grows exponentially from this.

And just for anyone who isn't familiar, you can catch her on Free Speech TV (https://freespeech.org/) every weekday morning and on some still-good radio stations like WCPT (Chicago) or AM950 (Minneapolis).

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JWinfield's avatar

Stephanie Doesn't disappoint!

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Pisto75666's avatar

Is it wrong to say I have a big girlcrush on Stephanie Miller right now?

I'm sure right then Lumpy was silently cursing whoever books the guests for his show. LOL

And if Bill Clinton was in the Epstein files, yes send him to prison. But Trump is definitely in them. Why is that SO fcking hard for MAGA to admit (don't answer, the question's rhetorical)?!

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coco lurks from home's avatar

For the same reason they don't understand why Obama didn't endorse Winsome Earle-Sears.

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Pisto75666's avatar

"There are exceptions, of course. Pete Buttigieg is allowed to go on Fox News, and it is a good idea when he does. He freaks them out so much, it’s hilarious."

I think they honestly think homosexuality is catching. Which is interesting considering how many gay sex scandals the GOP has been in.

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

All it should take is one person shouting "The Emperor has no clothes!".

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Neural Foundry's avatar

Stephanie Miller absolutly nailed it by fliping the script on Hannity. Bringing up the Epstein files and Trump's cognitive issues when he was trying to make her the punchline was brillant. The magnets comment alone shows how effecive she was at shifting the narrative. Hannity really didnt see that comming.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Sean doesn't seem to like deflection. I bet he was livid when Pam Bondi did nothing but before the House Committee.

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RNDM31's avatar

It brings me bizarre joy how readily and widely Trump's magnet babble has been associated with the old meme spawned by Insane Clown Posse's immortal "FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK" 🀭

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Mike Gesing's avatar

ICP had better makeup.

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Regret's avatar

Better morals and personality too. (They're actually really nice guys).

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RNDM31's avatar

#trufax

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