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schmannity's avatar

I hope he can get over New Jersey bridges on his trek south.

schmannity's avatar

Is Casa Mengele still available?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hey Hannity, screen door, your ass, you know the routine. May I recommend Somalia? I believe it has everything you’re looking for in a country.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

But they don't want the Irish.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

What has Paraguay in the 1970s done to deserve this?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Then they came for Glenn, and I would have done something, but I was high....

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You may have just heard the opening salvo of the Cuomo 2016 campaign.

malsperanza's avatar

Well, that explains why the snow today is sparkling like diamonds and smells like camellias.

PsycWench's avatar

Florida or Texas would be a great place for him because both states have no immigrants, legal or illegal, and everyone speaks English.