Sean Hannity has announced that he will be leaving his home state of New York forever because Gov. Andrew Cuomo said very mean things last week about how conservatives are simply not welcome in the state. Of course, Cuomo didn't exactly say that, and Hannity will have to take a little time to pack, but this is it, he's definitely had it, and is going to move somewhere that appreciates him, like Texas or Florida or maybe Paraguay in the 1970s.
Hey Hannity, screen door, your ass, you know the routine. May I recommend Somalia? I believe it has everything you’re looking for in a country.
I hope he can get over New Jersey bridges on his trek south.
Is Casa Mengele still available?
Hey Hannity, screen door, your ass, you know the routine. May I recommend Somalia? I believe it has everything you’re looking for in a country.
But they don't want the Irish.
What has Paraguay in the 1970s done to deserve this?
Then they came for Glenn, and I would have done something, but I was high....
You may have just heard the opening salvo of the Cuomo 2016 campaign.
Well, that explains why the snow today is sparkling like diamonds and smells like camellias.
Florida or Texas would be a great place for him because both states have no immigrants, legal or illegal, and everyone speaks English.