Here's Sean Hannity posing next to a machine gun on a Border Patrol boat on the Big River Rio Grande in Texas, or May-hee-co, or perhaps hundreds of miles up a river that snakes through the immigration war like a main circuit cable. But here he is, on the boat. "Never get out of the boat." Absolutely goddamn right! Unless you were goin' all the way... Rick Perry got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin' program.
(Judge Clay Jenkins to Hannity and Perry) "By the authority vested in me by Emperor Barack I, I pronounce you man and husband." (To bailiffs) "Proceed with the defenestration."
Spanky called. He wants his beanie back.
what a bunch of dorks...
there's nothing innocent about Raiders fans
<i>Photo courtesy of Douchecanoe Vurtrins 4 Troof</i>
it&#039;s a kufi.
It&#039;s a 1961Hannity. It kills by its concentrated stupidity. However, it is ineffective on anyone with more than an 8th grade education.
They. Look. Ridiculous.
Who do they think they&#039;re going to shoot?
(Judge Clay Jenkins to Hannity and Perry) &quot;By the authority vested in me by Emperor Barack I, I pronounce you man and husband.&quot; (To bailiffs) &quot;Proceed with the defenestration.&quot;
&quot;You say you borrowed this boat from a guy named Larry.&quot;.
Dark Helmet?
Up shit creek
McHale: &quot;This twit makes Ensign Parker look like Admiral Halsey.&quot;
&quot;Does anybody know how this thing works?&quot;
Boat??? You telling me shit can&#039;t float on it&#039;s own anymore?
Producers should have never killed off Channing Tatum.
&quot;Let&#039;s just get back to the marina in a timely manner, so I can make it to the yacht club in time for the cocktail hour.&quot;