Here's Sean Hannity posing next to a machine gun on a Border Patrol boat on the Big River Rio Grande in Texas, or May-hee-co, or perhaps hundreds of miles up a river that snakes through the immigration war like a main circuit cable.
(Judge Clay Jenkins to Hannity and Perry) "By the authority vested in me by Emperor Barack I, I pronounce you man and husband." (To bailiffs) "Proceed with the defenestration."
Spanky called. He wants his beanie back.
what a bunch of dorks...
there's nothing innocent about Raiders fans
<i>Photo courtesy of Douchecanoe Vurtrins 4 Troof</i>
it&#039;s a kufi.
It&#039;s a 1961Hannity. It kills by its concentrated stupidity. However, it is ineffective on anyone with more than an 8th grade education.
They. Look. Ridiculous.
Who do they think they&#039;re going to shoot?
(Judge Clay Jenkins to Hannity and Perry) &quot;By the authority vested in me by Emperor Barack I, I pronounce you man and husband.&quot; (To bailiffs) &quot;Proceed with the defenestration.&quot;
&quot;You say you borrowed this boat from a guy named Larry.&quot;.
Dark Helmet?
Up shit creek
McHale: &quot;This twit makes Ensign Parker look like Admiral Halsey.&quot;
&quot;Does anybody know how this thing works?&quot;
Boat??? You telling me shit can&#039;t float on it&#039;s own anymore?
Producers should have never killed off Channing Tatum.
&quot;Let&#039;s just get back to the marina in a timely manner, so I can make it to the yacht club in time for the cocktail hour.&quot;