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unionthuggery's avatar

His loins ache for Barry's embrace.

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Asurbanopal's avatar

MMA Fighting is like simulated gay porn. Its like if the two rednecks from Pulp Fiction invented a sport.

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manndan's avatar

Makes it easier to perform fellatio.

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JoyP's avatar

After I wrote that I had the same epiphany. What was I thinking?

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manndan's avatar

They do always seem to end up in the missionary position.

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glennisw's avatar

He's just as hawt here as he was kitted up with guns and ammo riding boats on the Rio Grande with Rick Perry. Which is to say....not hawt at all, poser.

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glennisw's avatar

He can't stop thinking about the Bamz, can he?

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rumsey's avatar

When has he scheduled his water boarding?

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glennisw's avatar

so why's he all bundled up in sweats and a hoodie and a hat (a fucking backwards baseball hat, for crissakes!), when everyone else is wearing t shirts? Who works out INDOORS wearing all that heavy shit? Is he hiding his flab?

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Hannity, you may think you are a real man with your workouts, but Richard Simmons is just as fit. Kind of gives a whole new meaning to "Sweating with the Oldies," doesn't it?

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Wait, a guy with a hoodie who carries a gun. I guess that makes him a thug?

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Actually there is a valid 2nd reason -- that is if you are a baseball catcher.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Any exposure to MMA has been proven to significantly reduce IQ. Old white Osmannity is safe because nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

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aureolamanita's avatar

Can Bamz still dunk?

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fuflans's avatar

how many chins does he have?

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