BRAH, DOES THE PRESIDENT EVEN LIFT? Sean Hannity lifts. Sean Hannity is a big MMA-fighter in training. Sean Hannity finally has found away to deal with the aggression inherent in having to wake up every day as SUCH A BADASS. Hannity is so much tougher, TOO MUCH TOUGHER than that dumb pussy Barack Obama, who was resoundingly elected president twice. Barack Obama works out in mom jeans, haw haw haw. He probably doesn't even know what Creatine is. Everybody, check out
He's just as hawt here as he was kitted up with guns and ammo riding boats on the Rio Grande with Rick Perry. Which is to say....not hawt at all, poser.
so why's he all bundled up in sweats and a hoodie and a hat (a fucking backwards baseball hat, for crissakes!), when everyone else is wearing t shirts? Who works out INDOORS wearing all that heavy shit? Is he hiding his flab?
Hannity, you may think you are a real man with your workouts, but Richard Simmons is just as fit. Kind of gives a whole new meaning to "Sweating with the Oldies," doesn't it?
His loins ache for Barry's embrace.
MMA Fighting is like simulated gay porn. Its like if the two rednecks from Pulp Fiction invented a sport.
Ew.
Makes it easier to perform fellatio.
After I wrote that I had the same epiphany. What was I thinking?
They do always seem to end up in the missionary position.
He's just as hawt here as he was kitted up with guns and ammo riding boats on the Rio Grande with Rick Perry. Which is to say....not hawt at all, poser.
He can't stop thinking about the Bamz, can he?
When has he scheduled his water boarding?
so why's he all bundled up in sweats and a hoodie and a hat (a fucking backwards baseball hat, for crissakes!), when everyone else is wearing t shirts? Who works out INDOORS wearing all that heavy shit? Is he hiding his flab?
Hannity, you may think you are a real man with your workouts, but Richard Simmons is just as fit. Kind of gives a whole new meaning to "Sweating with the Oldies," doesn't it?
Wait, a guy with a hoodie who carries a gun. I guess that makes him a thug?
Actually there is a valid 2nd reason -- that is if you are a baseball catcher.
Any exposure to MMA has been proven to significantly reduce IQ. Old white Osmannity is safe because nothing from nothing leaves nothing.
Can Bamz still dunk?
how many chins does he have?