Purity Hero Sean Hannity took to the radio airwaves Tuesday to alert America to this profound insight: marijuana will kill you dead! As proof, Hannity offers a genuinely sad story from Colorado, about the 19-year-old who jumped off a 4th-floor balcony after eating a friend's marijuana cookie.
A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
On a more serious note - obviously it is sad this happened. Hard to believe it was just weed, however. Acid I could see. Many years ago we had to drag a friend off the second floor balcony of a Coral Gables apartment building before he flew down to the Miracle Mile.
Opium, but without the calming effect.
it actually made late night cable also too
especially if you're at the Riot House on Sunset blvd
A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
yes,but that line is actually from Naked Gun
Funny how he can remember Benghazi, but he can't remember that promise.
Opium libel!
Note to black men: Be sure to get your hotel receipt notarized.
<i>&ldquo;anybody who murders a dog should go to jail forever,&rdquo;</i>
Except the dogs wearing hoodies. They and their owners should be voted into the hereafter. With votes.
I&#039;m glad Hannity is rich; he can afford a lot of pot to piss in.
And how many people have thrown themselves off a balcony after accidentally seeing Sean&#039;s show?
Bonghazzi!!
FoxNews is the opium of the people
Good god, Doc ... where did you learn this stuff? TELL ME! WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?!?!?! ANSWER ME!!!!
&ldquo;In other words, he was stoned out of his mind!&rdquo;
What&#039;s Sheer InSannity&#039;s excuse?
On a more serious note - obviously it is sad this happened. Hard to believe it was just weed, however. Acid I could see. Many years ago we had to drag a friend off the second floor balcony of a Coral Gables apartment building before he flew down to the Miracle Mile.
Or, perhaps, the Krokodil of the people.