Go to YOU'RE FIRED. Can somebody please run over to the White House real fast and make sure Donald Trump isn't locking Sean Spicer in the basement in the dark 24 hours a day, except for when he's doing his off-camera briefings? Does Trump heave Spicer down into a dungeon and ignore him at all times, except to throw down a brick of cinnamon gum every couple of hours? Because that is the only explanation for