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Ehhhh try lipsync battle Sean and see how you do

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The dog's segment is even 18 seconds longer.

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How sad is it that they have to order their cult to vote for them for a dancing show.lol lol lolAlso, that Dawson guy's tango was smokin. Just sayin

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Demons in hell: Fuck, you guys thought of this one all by yourselves, leave us out of it.

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So sorry, about all that stuff. Obviously complicated and highly personal, and I'm sure being in an area/small town so different from where you spent most of your life doesn't make it easier. Again, hang in there. I can only lend a sympathetic ear, which I'm happy to do if you need one.

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Waiting for Sarah Suckabee to be on DWTS.

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Hollywood will never accept me so I'll just dance on a show in Hollywood.

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That was my first thought. Scary. Don't the women usually wear tight, skimpy costumes

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And compmaun about it.

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He was a puppet before. He's still a puppet.

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I know just the partner for her.

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They probably edited that out.

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Well, you have to have rhythm if you're going to outlaw contraceptives.

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Oh, he can still manage that. Just give it a little time.

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