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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Sometimes I'm unsure whether that sentence is structured in the conditional or the indicative.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

You have to hand it to good, old fashioned, German engineering

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

What kind of moron pays $54.00 for a fucking NY?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or John Barron.

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if President Trump and his senior advisors were the leakers so they could complain about the leaks. A false flag - if you will.

Or, if you won't. Either way is fine with me.

MynameisBlarney's avatar

What kinda moran orders a $54.00 NY WELL DONE?!?!

That ALONE should be an inpeechable offense!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Who is going to believe President Tiny Hands has a big stick?

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

He can't slash that kind of spending without ratfucking seniors. Who vote in mid-terms.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

A 5.00 burger cooked well is an affront before the Lord.

ahughes798's avatar

You don't put anything on a good steak. On an average steak, it's A-1 or GTFO.

RogationDays's avatar

I can't wait to see Melissa McCarthy do Spicy at that meeting!

ahughes798's avatar

Golf is for olds. It's nature's way of telling you, gently, that your best days are behind you. Why is a ten year old kid playing golf? Shouldn't he be doing the cybers?

frrolfe's avatar

Life imitating something or other.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Maybe it was the only way since Pence could never get elected president on his own. He never had his own TV show, he never made a movie, and he's short.

Khavrinen's avatar

"They were obviously asking for it; just look what they were wearing in the voting booths."

Feeling Groovy's avatar

…ahead of the (delete because I am an old and do not know how to format on Discuss) investigation…

I apologize for not being clear.