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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Or the Russian Red Army Chorus.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Sometimes I'm unsure whether that sentence is structured in the conditional or the indicative.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

You have to hand it to good, old fashioned, German engineering

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

What kind of moron pays $54.00 for a fucking NY?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or John Barron.

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if President Trump and his senior advisors were the leakers so they could complain about the leaks. A false flag - if you will.

Or, if you won't. Either way is fine with me.

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

What kinda moran orders a $54.00 NY WELL DONE?!?!

That ALONE should be an inpeechable offense!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Who is going to believe President Tiny Hands has a big stick?

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

He can't slash that kind of spending without ratfucking seniors. Who vote in mid-terms.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

A 5.00 burger cooked well is an affront before the Lord.

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ahughes798's avatar

You don't put anything on a good steak. On an average steak, it's A-1 or GTFO.

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RogationDays's avatar

I can't wait to see Melissa McCarthy do Spicy at that meeting!

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ahughes798's avatar

Golf is for olds. It's nature's way of telling you, gently, that your best days are behind you. Why is a ten year old kid playing golf? Shouldn't he be doing the cybers?

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frrolfe's avatar

Life imitating something or other.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Maybe it was the only way since Pence could never get elected president on his own. He never had his own TV show, he never made a movie, and he's short.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"They were obviously asking for it; just look what they were wearing in the voting booths."

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

…ahead of the (delete because I am an old and do not know how to format on Discuss) investigation…

I apologize for not being clear.

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