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Who should play President Bannon? That's the real question.

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All I got was a rock... a Democratic Party survey, like I'm gonna send that in. Dudes, I used ActBlue to send monies to Bernie, not you!

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in TX news - SB 4, the ban on so-called sanctuary cities (again, no statutory definition until something like this passes), is being debated on the TX Senate Floor today. they also pushed the ethics bills to today's agenda and 3 nominations for UT Regents. right now, they're still on nice times bills.

http://tlcsenate.granicus.c...

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The Ledge knows what ethics are?

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And don't call Lt. Gov. Patrick's Bathroom Bill a 'bathroom bill'; it's a PRIVACY bill!

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There are two Maggie Habermans. It's the only rational explanation for her yo-yo reporting tone.

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Good point. She should market herself. How about, "What about it Gentlemen...have you ever had fantasies about the first lady OF OUR DREAMS? Now you can make those fantasies a reality for the low, low price of ____! Act now and get a piece...."

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It is possible that the very subtle-yet-generous Wonkette TMI Rubicon has been crossed.

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Stud/slut dichotomy.

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I heard Rosie O is willing to play Bannon.

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I get those too and think ActBlue provides info to the Democratic Party. Which would kind of make sense.

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Dannie Goeb's attention span shifted this morning to tracking down Tom Brady's jersey. he put the Texas Rangers on it because there's nothing more important that the elite unit could be doing...like looking for missing priority one children reported to CPS. nope. those 400-450 kids are just playin'.

http://www.texasmonthly.com...

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this bill will basically hamstring the Texas Ethics Commission so that Michael Quinn Sullivan (aka Mucous) can do whatever the fuck he wants. it's a bad bill.

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Mom cat is a beauty.

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I wonder how long before some grifter gets hold of a replica jersey and tries to pass it off on the real thing on eBay or wherever?

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