Is Reagan Zombie With Us Right Now?
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Because only half the country is still freaking out about the 9/11 Mosk, media outlets have decided to concoct a new and even more terrifying story -- this time about Ronald Reagan, and how he has possessed some poor soul and now walks among us. Who is this new Ronald Reagan, and where should we search for him? Maybe the next Ronald Reagan is a child prodigy who plays chess with homeless men in the park? Maybe, but then again, maybe not. Fox News apparently believes that at some point Chris Christie was so hungry for a snack that he just cold ate Ronald Reagan, which means Chris Christie has become Ronald Reagan in a strange sort of way, if you believe in reincarnation and all that mumbo jumbo. And you bet your Ugg boots we do, so ... Hooray we found him!
Or did we?
Nobody can say for sure whether Chris Christie ate Ronald Reagan or not -- he could have just eaten some homeless guy he met in the park, which means Dipshit Magoo Fred Thompson is the real next Ronald Reagan.
Or is he?
The point we're trying to make is: What if Ronald Reagan was one of us? Just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his/her/its way home?
That would be creepy. [ Media Matters ]
Is Reagan Zombie With Us Right Now?
Sheer "Am i An Idiot?" InSannity mocks the Rev. Louis Farrakan's Muslim belief about the big wheel in the air (isn't that in the Bible?) yet apparently has no trouble with the miracle of transsubstantiation (we'll leave the Virgin Mary out of this one).
Rev. Farrakan crazy - cannibalism OK.
What does this have to do with this Post? I have no idea...get it was Christie cold eatin him. Although the property rights crazed right wing nutz haven't yet objected to the Governor's plan for the State of New Jersey to take over part of Atlantic City. Creeping Socialism or just a plain dumb idea? Some people say...you decide.
gaffetastic! Hehehe