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Thank goodness our "president" isn't too shrill!

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In his dreams and in his books.

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Or encrypted. Or run through a low pass filter.

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Speed and steroids. I bet their nuts are smaller than bb's.

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Because if you do they'll eat your face off.

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In Nam we used to ask each other, "Are we the Nazis?"

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It was once possible to get a runner out by throwing the ball at him and hitting him before he reached base - soak him. This was a fairly unpopular option from the runner's point of view, as you might imagine.

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We don't have a paper we can trust.

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They're evidence.

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Casings are worth money and are very reusable. My rifles have mesh brass catchers velcroed on.

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Not to get tautological and stuff, but at least you know that.

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Etsy IS the Nazi Etsy. Stole my money and ignored 10 emails and 5 phone calls completely.

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ABQ cops load special shotgun rounds with mangled pistol brass.

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Scrotegoblins.

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Sounds like a McDonalds limited release.

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Who can ferget that wunnerful fishin’ trip that our esteemed late Associate Justice Scalia hooked an endangered species or the many hunting trips with industry insiders. The last one dint turn out so swell....

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