Secessionist Mule-Raping Georgia Governor Candidate Would Also Kill Own Son, For Liberty
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Georgia gubernatorial candidate Neal Horsley, a.k.a. "The One," wants to secede from America because of the liberals. This charming fellow made headlines a few years ago when he got into an argument with Alan Colmes, who simply couldn't understand why Horsley would fuck the shit out of mules. ("Welcome to domestic life on the farm... If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates, you might in fact have sex with it.") And now, in
Secessionist Mule-Raping Georgia Governor Candidate Would Also Kill Own Son, For Liberty
Secessionist Mule-Raping Georgia Governor…
Secessionist Mule-Raping Georgia Governor Candidate Would Also Kill Own Son, For Liberty
Georgia gubernatorial candidate Neal Horsley, a.k.a. "The One," wants to secede from America because of the liberals. This charming fellow made headlines a few years ago when he got into an argument with Alan Colmes, who simply couldn't understand why Horsley would fuck the shit out of mules. ("Welcome to domestic life on the farm... If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates, you might in fact have sex with it.") And now, in