Someone tell him he can stop wearing his S-M-R-T glasses Yee haw, hoo boy, and ... and ... oops, we forgot the third one. Ted Cruz, the moldy butter tart from Calgary, just received the coveted endorsement from a secession-sympathizing indicted ex-governor whose name is synonymous (still!) with LOL LIRL OMFG Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Jodhpurs never go out of style.
I thought Rubio was getting Koch Bros. sugardaddy monies...
Cage match...
Wanna borrow a ball gag?
Jail is for the little people.
As Rick's pimp, I'd like to point out that Rick's air force "uniform" is a boy scout's shorts that have been let out in the ass and waist.
Book now - Rick's weekends are as wide open as his sphincters. Air Force Ricky cosplay is extra.
One of the many reasons why Newt Gingrich should be voted off the planet.
You mean like Dick "I have no heart, so I must nick one" Cheney?
Ted Cruz, ILS.
It's so cute that he's kept on the smart glasses even though he has no reason to keep the charade going any longer.
Good thing Goodhair didn't try to name three candidates he's not endorsing ... oops.
What a very strange election this is
Hopefully his endorsement works out for Ted Cruz, as well as it did for Dewhurst.
THAT's the skin of a living person?!
Post mugshot ice cream...
Undead