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Ωbjectifier's avatar

Jodhpurs never go out of style.

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hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

I thought Rubio was getting Koch Bros. sugardaddy monies...

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Cage match...

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Wanna borrow a ball gag?

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Jail is for the little people.

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Mediakyote's avatar

As Rick's pimp, I'd like to point out that Rick's air force "uniform" is a boy scout's shorts that have been let out in the ass and waist.

Book now - Rick's weekends are as wide open as his sphincters. Air Force Ricky cosplay is extra.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

One of the many reasons why Newt Gingrich should be voted off the planet.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

You mean like Dick "I have no heart, so I must nick one" Cheney?

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Ted Cruz, ILS.

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SomeSpikeOwenWannabe's avatar

It's so cute that he's kept on the smart glasses even though he has no reason to keep the charade going any longer.

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ken_kukec's avatar

Good thing Goodhair didn't try to name three candidates he's not endorsing ... oops.

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Jack Parsons's avatar

What a very strange election this is

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

Hopefully his endorsement works out for Ted Cruz, as well as it did for Dewhurst.

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chicken thief's avatar

THAT's the skin of a living person?!

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Call Me Al's avatar

Post mugshot ice cream...

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wavicles's avatar

Undead

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