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Ωbjectifier's avatar

Jodhpurs never go out of style.

hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

I thought Rubio was getting Koch Bros. sugardaddy monies...

Jonny On Maui's avatar

Wanna borrow a ball gag?

Mediakyote's avatar

As Rick's pimp, I'd like to point out that Rick's air force "uniform" is a boy scout's shorts that have been let out in the ass and waist.

Book now - Rick's weekends are as wide open as his sphincters. Air Force Ricky cosplay is extra.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

One of the many reasons why Newt Gingrich should be voted off the planet.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

You mean like Dick "I have no heart, so I must nick one" Cheney?

SomeSpikeOwenWannabe's avatar

It's so cute that he's kept on the smart glasses even though he has no reason to keep the charade going any longer.

ken_kukec's avatar

Good thing Goodhair didn't try to name three candidates he's not endorsing ... oops.

Jack Parsons's avatar

What a very strange election this is

Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

Hopefully his endorsement works out for Ted Cruz, as well as it did for Dewhurst.

chicken thief's avatar

THAT's the skin of a living person?!

Call Me Al's avatar

Post mugshot ice cream...