Are you saying the guy who couldn't negotiate - with his neighbor - the location of his property line is now in charge of nuclear negotiations with the Ayatollah? Is that what the fuck you're saying?
Politico describes two teams in the White House. Call them "squads," if you will.
ISWYDT
The Strangler Squad, led by Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, wants to make the world an offer it can't refuse -- do exactly what we say, or America will destroy your economy with sanctions.
As if Trumpism and Randism together aren't already destroying the world economy.
OK, who broke Diqsuq today? I'm gonna blame Senator Aqua Buddha the Lawn Troll up there.
Are you saying the guy who couldn't negotiate - with his neighbor - the location of his property line is now in charge of nuclear negotiations with the Ayatollah? Is that what the fuck you're saying?
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He got his ass whipped by a retired anesthesiologist, and now he wants a piece of the Iranians?
Just think, if Mitch kicks the bucket, ends up in jail, or loses in 2020, Rand will be Kentucky's senior senator.
Huh what now? Circle K is aware that it is no longer the 1950's, correct? Or is the day a celebration of the Maggie Gyllenhaal movie?
Fortunately his neighbor didn't skip him on rib day.
Rand Paul screwed the 9/11 victims yesterday so you know he's incapable of doing anything right.
If he dresses like that when he meets with any Iranians, they'll probably cave just to get away from the horror.
He's a Board-Certified computer programmer.
Sign another deal with the US? Yeah, Iran's gonna be right on that.
When you put it that way... yeah, we're hosed.
Politico describes two teams in the White House. Call them "squads," if you will.
ISWYDT
The Strangler Squad, led by Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, wants to make the world an offer it can't refuse -- do exactly what we say, or America will destroy your economy with sanctions.
As if Trumpism and Randism together aren't already destroying the world economy.
'Oh, we can do both, no problem.'
Possibly even at the right targets.
I'm trying to think of a 'Sorry about that, Chief' joke that fits in here.