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Vienna Woods's avatar

Required Reading: "My Pet Goat"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

His arms... uh... it's going to take a little longer.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

After all, he's an actual <i>REAL<i> Groundswell!</i></i>

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You forgot something.

0) Get a "real press" first

jqheywood's avatar

Oh, nicely done, nicely done!

malsperanza's avatar

These are people who think "Lincoln freed the slaves" is a reference to the replacement of the manual-clutch master and slave cylinder system with an automatic in the Ford luxury car market. No wonder they can't spell Douglass.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Lionel mistakenly assumes the "press" give a shit about anything beyond eyeballs on ads and making moneez

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"our eyes rolled back in our head and we went slack and drooled on ourselves"

so basically you turned into a tea partier for a few minutes...

the world's best just say no to drugs commercial

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

only n00bs use tea candles

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"...pants Karl Rove, give him multiple swirlies, hang him by his underwear from a hook in the locker room, and send him home to his mommy with tears rolling down his chubby cheeks."

I'm pretty sure that's how David Carradine died...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

same old tune the GOP has always been singing

all they did was change the key to C hashtag

bobbert's avatar

For thirty seconds.

bobbert's avatar

'Zat you, Ms. Metz?