David Corn has a big scoopy scoop today and it is a dose of pure, uncut, unadulterated schadenfreude injected directly into our veins. And we hate needles! Still, we shot up and our eyes rolled back in our head and we went slack and drooled on ourselves, and within ten minutes or so we were ready for more. Schadenfreude is a helluva drug.
These are people who think "Lincoln freed the slaves" is a reference to the replacement of the manual-clutch master and slave cylinder system with an automatic in the Ford luxury car market. No wonder they can't spell Douglass.
"...pants Karl Rove, give him multiple swirlies, hang him by his underwear from a hook in the locker room, and send him home to his mommy with tears rolling down his chubby cheeks."
I'm pretty sure that's how David Carradine died...
Required Reading: "My Pet Goat"
His arms... uh... it's going to take a little longer.
After all, he&#039;s an actual <i>REAL<i> Groundswell!</i></i>
You forgot something.
0) Get a &quot;real press&quot; first
Oh, nicely done, nicely done!
These are people who think &quot;Lincoln freed the slaves&quot; is a reference to the replacement of the manual-clutch master and slave cylinder system with an automatic in the Ford luxury car market. No wonder they can&#039;t spell Douglass.
Lionel mistakenly assumes the &quot;press&quot; give a shit about anything beyond eyeballs on ads and making moneez
&quot;our eyes rolled back in our head and we went slack and drooled on ourselves&quot;
so basically you turned into a tea partier for a few minutes...
the world&#039;s best just say no to drugs commercial
AOT,K
only n00bs use tea candles
&quot;...pants Karl Rove, give him multiple swirlies, hang him by his underwear from a hook in the locker room, and send him home to his mommy with tears rolling down his chubby cheeks.&quot;
I&#039;m pretty sure that&#039;s how David Carradine died...
same old tune the GOP has always been singing
all they did was change the key to C hashtag
For thirty seconds.
&#039;Zat you, Ms. Metz?
#CantPolishATurd
CORNHOLIO LIBUL!!1!